Beef jerky in the morning

Absurdly early in the morning. See also zero dark thirty, asscrack or buttcrack of dawn, dark o'clock or stupid o'clock

"I need a power nap. I'm not used to being up at beef jerky in the morning."
"Bro, this better be important – it's beef jerky in the morning here."

by freezerbee August 1, 2019

Elliot in the morning

A Shock jock that broadcasts from DC 101.1 and Richmond's 102.1 the X from 5:45 a.m. to 10 something a.m.

Elliot's famous quote: "Smell my face!"

Co-hosts include: "Momma" Diane, "Bigfat" Flounder, "Foreskin" Craig, "Metrosexual" Tyler, "Gay" Kyle.

"Elliot in the morning is so funny I almost crapped my pants!"

by Robplayslax May 18, 2006

I'd make her breakfast in the morning

A nice, comedic way to say, I'd fuck her

Oh, dude, Megan foxx?

I'd make her breakfast in the morning.

by Codester124 February 23, 2010

coffee in the morning

coffee in the morning means you just had a sex hook-up the night before and the person you banged stayed the night

Daniel, "Hey you wanna come over tonight and chill?"
Ilana, "Only if coffee in the morning comes with it."

*Ilana wants to have sex with Daniel and stay the night*

by happyefi September 15, 2016

ass in the morning

really early in the morning

omg. it’s ass in the morning what do you want?

by shlaynana May 16, 2023

oral shalibang in the morning

Having many penises forced into your mouth in the morning while being ridden round a room.

Do you like oral shalibang in the morning because I will give it to you.

by welshcaravan May 16, 2014

Shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning

The cruelest and toughest sport known to mankind.

shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning. its a game of agility, patience, and reflex. will someone find you? book it quickly with shit spilling behind you. will your muscles fail hope you catch yourself before you land in your own shit. accidentally shit on a homeless person? what the fuck is wrong with you are you blind? get your ass pecked by a bird? shit on the bird too. accidentally shit out of your mouth instead of your ass? what the fuck see a doctor. if you think you have what it takes, snort some cocaine and see where you end up.

by chimken_nunget May 18, 2021