to cabbage. the act of cabbaging someone is to grab their fist when they offer it for a fist bump. the term was coined because the created ball is said to look like a cabbage.
"cabbage" must be said after cabbaging someone.
"cabbage" must be said after cabbaging someone.
by erverderh_kerderverh September 13, 2012
Get the Cabbagemug. Best used to describe an individual who has just acted like a spastic or retard, in a moment of complete mental decomposition, or comedic purposes.
A moment of social ineptitude would also qualify for you to call someone a cabbage.
A moment of social ineptitude would also qualify for you to call someone a cabbage.
by CompulsiveDribbler304 April 26, 2011
Get the Cabbagemug. 
by chasedadcaptainds April 3, 2008
Get the cabbagemug. A Person who is daft, absent minded, or a pinkboy. They have little to no capacity to think for themselves, and will often be found repeating the latest one-liners ad nauseum. Most of them believe that they think for themselves, and are creative creatures, but this has yet to be proven.
Boy #1:(Mimicking an episode of Family Guy) "Butt-scratchers!"
Manic laughter of crowd around boy #1
Boy #2: "Shit on My boots, You guys are a bunch of cabbages! I'm going to make like Morrison and choke on My own vomit(=leave)."
Manic laughter of crowd around boy #1
Boy #2: "Shit on My boots, You guys are a bunch of cabbages! I'm going to make like Morrison and choke on My own vomit(=leave)."
by wax-paper peace-pipe boy July 1, 2009
Get the Cabbagemug. by Hannahfranc1s March 10, 2020
Get the Cabbagedmug. A derogatory term used by Discordians to refer to people who don't "get it". This stems from the Discordian belief that 85% of the "human" population is actually cabbages disguised as humans.
by Eris June 22, 2003
Get the cabbagemug.