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beef in the can

Taking a penis or other obect that is stuck in one's ass.
Jim, are you still "taking beef in the can"?
by David Todd March 19, 2007
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Am in the Can

An American who acts like a Canadian (says 'eh' alot, watched the NHL, supports Canadian sports teams, says 'aboot', etc.) or an American who wants to live in Canada. The term comes from the belief that someone in this condition is believed to be in Canada or in the mind of a Canadian, thus an Am (American) is in the Can (Canada).
Am in the Can male: So you really got dumped by your boy friend, eh?
Regular American young woman: Yep.
Am in the Can male: Well that's too bad, you know we can talk aboot this later you know okay, eh? Wanna watch some hockey eh? My Maple Leafs are facing the Red Wings tonight, eh, wanna watch the game with me, eh?

Am in the Can: I wanna move to Canada, Texas really sucks you know, eh?
by D-Baggerd September 3, 2006
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soup in the can

during sex the male will donkey punch his partner at which point he will ejaculate in their face. then take a empty soup can and shit in it. wipe the cum off their face and use it for seasoning. then say "minestrone soup bitch"and make them eat it. you may also add salt and pepper.
"last friday i gave gabe glasser the good ol soup in the can"
by fred dick June 4, 2007
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toothin in the can

Speaking on your bluetooth while using the bathroom
man 1: hello!
man 2: what up B?
man 1: hold on im toothin in the can!
man 3: who are u talking to?
by tomizcool June 20, 2008
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beet in the can

An Idiom from New Zealand referring to a woman that is pregnent.
Similar to a bun in the oven. Only upsidedown.
Lotti told her husband that she had a beet in the can
by Kiwi Thunder November 26, 2013
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Thumb in the Can

A phrase used to describe the finality of a decision made by someone.

Once someone has made a decision and can not back out of it.

Derives from the immature act of sticking one's thumb in a can and attempting to pull it back out.
Jim: Why don't you just leave her?
Ted: I can't mate, I've got my thumb in the can now.

Wish I'd have said no to that promotion...now I've got my thumb in the can.
by JohnJoeTheGood May 13, 2019
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pussy in the can

man chill with allat pussy in the can ass sh*t
by bigpwaybitch July 27, 2023
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