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Balls in my face

Last night I was balls in my face, I had such a blast (all over my face)!
by The Infamous Jay Awesome March 9, 2009
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Fluid in my face

All up in the the right half of my cranium I can hear a popping sound when I swallow or the pressure in my head changes.
Hym "That is why I'm not doing any of your self improvement bullshit- What did I mix up Matt brown with Mike Perry? Yeah, no, Matt brown doesn't beat up old people... But that's besides the point. There is fluid in my face and/or brainz. I don't need fucking self-improvement. I don't need to think more-gooders about fucking women OR RETARDS. I need MY FUCKING MONEY for LITERALLY CREATING A.I., you fucks. I could have had a fucking stroke 10 times over by now. And I know that's what you stupid cocksuckers are thinking over there. 'He needs to think more-gooders about women DERRRR He needs to do a fucking self-help DERRR He needs a Jesus' NO! Wrong! I need the money and the free time that comes with being the literal creator of A.I. That's what I need. Nothing else matters"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2024
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tits were almost in my face

If you know you know it’s the classic saying
Dude her tits were almost in my face
by RonJon69420 April 7, 2021
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R There Boobs In My Face Rn

When you take your bra off and let someone crawl under your shirt and record it.
Yo Sarah did Brayden give you the “R There Boobs In My Face Rn”
by Ella Gabel May 10, 2024
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Your Mother's Face in my Pants

This is the ultimate comeback to the supposed 'ultimate comeback. This is what you use when someone uses "Your mother's face'', or "yo mamma's face".
Kid 1: Yo mamma!

: Your mother!

Kid 2: Yo mamma's face!

: Your mother's face!
(kid 2 thinking he's won the battle of ultimate comeback)

Kid 1: Yo mamma's face in my pants!

: Your mother's face in my pants!
(Kid 1 now wins)
by Spydamonkey666 November 18, 2010
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puke in my lap and you get a smack in the face

If somebody decides to vomit on my jeans or shirt (shoes I am not too worried about) Then a short sharp smack in their face will ensue!
*bleuurrghh* *splatter* *dribble* *frown* *tense* *smack!* "ow, that hurt you fucking cunt!" *smack* "ok, I'll shut up!"
by Valoch.D.M November 9, 2004
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My taste in music is your face

Another way for someone to say you're cute
Person #1: "My taste in music is your face."
Person #2: "What does that mean."
Person #1: "It means I think you're cute. Do something about it."
by whatsupnate September 5, 2016
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