breast implants

breast implants, often silicon or saline. It should be performed by a plastic surgeon who is approved by the American Board of Plastic Surgery.

I got breast implants and my figure has completely changed!

by elenitn August 29, 2008

Breast Implants

Airbags for women

Doctor: I'm Sorry, but your wife was in a car crash
Man: But she has no injuries
Doctor: Well if it wasn't for her breast implants she'd be dead

by KillTheDead April 17, 2010

Implain

The antithesis of 'explain'. To explain is to simply. Implanation, on the other hand, complicates an an idea even further.

My friend Ms. B is an over-thinker; if I ask her to explain some things, she implains it.

by BabuGeorge May 6, 2019

verse implant

The act of putting a song in someone else's head without their knowledge and against their will. Soon they start singing or whistling it.

I was writing my term paper and fuckin' Bobby verse implanted the fuckin' Brady Bunch song in my head.

by 112102 February 26, 2010

dental implant

A torture device involving 4 screws and a rock. The man is screwed to the rock with the screws, and then bit repeatedly.

King John VII was overthrown and killed via a dental implant.

by Musty Musk Man November 22, 2022

breast implant

n. boob enhancer, melon ripener

the hooker got breast implants to brighten her career

by Scibby dibby doo April 6, 2003

penial implant

a silicon implant for the penis

a dick enlarger

SUZIE: "Oh wow did you see the penis on that guy?!"
MICHELLE: "Uh, sis, it was a penial implant. Sorry to burst your bubble"

FRED: "That guy had to go get a penial implant so he could pleasure his wife."

by USAdevilchick15 June 26, 2004