im going to ducking kill myself

what autocorrect sees fuck as it sees fuck as duck

Guy 1: oh duck you
Guy 2: did you mean fuck?
Guy 1: ducking autocorrect
Guy 2: autocorrect?
Guy 1: DUCK!!!!
Guy 1: im going to ducking kill myself

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 17, 2021

Im going to commit sewer slide.

"Im going to commit sewer slide." means you will not in fact be killing yourself in a rude manor but in one that which will be fun for everyone.

John:im going to commit sewer slide.

Johns wife: YIPPEEEEEEEEE

by Ecluxe October 8, 2023

Im going to own all these noobs

A D.va voice line that makes me want to game end myself

Dva: Im going to own all these noobs >:3
Me: No

by Nugget_isGay October 24, 2020

im going to get in your ass

When one person is about to roast the other person

Boi im going to get in your ass

by Man Person man October 31, 2017

Bro im going to Fix my vr

Term gay teens normally used as slang for getting their butts stuffed.

Bro im going to fix my vr with my friend.

by Bro my vr November 21, 2020

nope. not today im going back to bed.

having to get up and socialize but wanting to go back to bed, choosing not to socialize.

person 1: "yo dude!"

person 2: "nope. not today im going back to bed."

person 1: "oh- okay then-"

by meadow_spirittt November 6, 2023

im going to blow up the white house

A phrase used to say that you are going to take a huge shit

Bro get out of the restroom Im going to blow up the white house

by CheesePickles69420 August 8, 2023