Eastern Illinois University 

A reasonably priced college located in Charleston (aka Chucktown, Illinois. This university began as a teachers' college and has since grown to include a wide variety of majors. It takes a maximum of 20 minutes (if you are slow) to walk from any one given point on campus to another.

However, the only other thing in Charleston is Wal-Mart. Because of this, there is a distinct lack of things to do in Charleston other than party or sit around doing nothing.

"I will be attending Eastern Illinois University next fall and majoring in Secondary Education...but everyone knows I'll be partying every night!"

Eastern Illinois University by HarukoChanX September 29, 2005

Illinois

Why are you looking up “Illinois” on urbandictionary?!

Don’t you people have jobs?!

Illinois is a US state that borders Iowa, Missouri, Kentucky, Indiana, and Wisconsin.

Illinois by Cray Cray J May 27, 2020

Illinois Lane Change 

When someone changes over four full lanes of traffic with no warning.

Or

Cutting in between other cars at high speeds

Or

Being in the wrong lane then deciding to turn right/left at the last moment and cuts everyone off.

I just pulled an Illinois Lane Change.

Illinois Lane Change by grant6923 February 26, 2011

Illinois Nazi 

As featured in the original "Blues Brothers" movie, a more upscale white supremacist without the more obvious traits of Klannish redneckery, such as a thick Southern drawl or rebel flag. Found in New England, the Pacific Northwest, and country clubs everywhere.

Angela dumped me because I wasn't Aryan enough for her xenophobic, Lawrence-Welk-watching pinhead of a father. I can't believe I wasted almost four years of my life on the daughter of an Illinois Nazi.

Illinois Nazi by Ronagon November 15, 2013

Illanoie

The noun for when your nose gets too dry in an arid, hot or dry country causing the bogies in your nose to become crusty and disgusting.

Ewwwwww look as Patricks Illanoie

Illanoie by illanoieman November 26, 2020

Aurora Illinois 

Joseph McCarty, a pioneer from NY, came west seeking a new home. In the Fox Valley, he built a campfire in April 1834 on the island, which is now the site of downtown Aurora. He thought that the location was an ideal place for a new community & told his brother. It wasn’t long before Samuel arrived, family was sent for & a permanent settlement was taking roots. The settlement was named McCarty mills for the brothers’ grist mill & sawmill. In 1837, when a PO was est., the village became Aurora, goddess of the dawn. The city was the 1st in the United States to use electric lights for publicly lighting the entire city, it achieved the nickname of “City of Lights”.

The camp of 1834 has grown into a city. With a population of 198K according to the 2010 census, the city has steadily grown throughout the years to become the 2nd largest city in IL.

The city is accessible on 5 exits on Interstate 88. Corporate offices & commercial growth on the cities east & west sides continue to expand the city’s boundaries, now stretching from IL 59 on the east to portions beyond Orchard Rd on the west. The Far East Side of the city includes Fox Valley Mall, residential areas & is projected to house 60,000 people within the next 20 years. The city extends into 4 counties, Kane, DuPage, Kendall, & Will. There are 6 school districts & 7 townships covered within the city limits. There are 4 historic districts & a large number of individual landmark designations for many of the city’s buildings.

Yo man did you know that the movie Wayne's World was film in Aurora Illinois? Naw man. They claim that but the streets are actually in Naperville. Close to the city line though.

Aurora Illinois by kosjeyr December 25, 2012

Wheeling, Illinois

A suburb of Chicago and probably the most boring place in the world. There is absolutely nothing to do in Wheeling.

Friend 1: What do u wanna do?
Friend 2: I don't know what can we do?
Friend 1: Well... nothing. We're in Wheeling, Illinois.

Wheeling, Illinois by ud128 July 3, 2011