eddie izzard

1. Comedian that isn't really that funny, so needs a hook (dressing like a rump ranger) in order to draw audiences.

2. One of the only comedians that one could sit through for hours without cracking even the slightest hint of a grin.

After sitting through a full hour set of an Eddie Izzard show...

"Man, I wasted my money. I sat through a full one hour show without even grinning...but did you see the way that he/she was dressed? That made the show so funny! Eddie Izzard is now my favorite comedian, because even though his/her jokes are not edgy or original, he/she sure dresses different! I mean oh my God...he made a joke about candy, that is soooo original...Jammydodgers, that shit is hilarious!"

by RS February 3, 2005

idtard

someone who thinks they will be good at water polo cause they know how to swim

idtard:"I'll be awesome at water polo."
smart guy:"Why?"
idtard:"Cause i can swim"
smart guy:"Oh so youll be good at soccer because you can run?"

by knock knock- you suck March 25, 2011

Izard

The equivalent of a punch in the balls

Jack is a right izard

by Jiggly dick 69 September 21, 2020

ItzArditrus

The GOD of youtube, knows his content is ass so he rarely uploads AND STILL better than that whack ass god complex wannabe JoeTheJellyFruit

Teacher: ItzArditrus or JoeTheJellyFruit, who's better?
Students: ItzArditrus!!! who the hell is that other weirdo

by ItzArditrus April 9, 2021

Idzaid

Tall, dark and certainly charming, Idzaid has a way with people, earning him a large group of friends who can't help but enjoy his company. Be prepared to be surprised by his wit and ever ready ability to dish out a pun. Idzaid knows how to put a smile on your face and knows the right jokes to make you groan. Who wouldn't wanna be an Idzaid?

When Idzaid enters a room : It's-aite cause....Idzaid is here

by FortuneTeller1007 November 22, 2021

Idtard

Someone who is overly reliant upon their id, and unable to overcome their base instincts with logic and reasoning.

“Why did Todd sell his house to buy 1200 beanie babies?”
“He’s an idtard, that’s why.”

Sigma Freud warned about the idtards among us.

by Varilus June 17, 2025

Izzard

An Izzard (pronounced Is-erred) is a person or people who, although annoying, are kind-hearted and swell.

These types of people do annoying things with good intentions, with most results ending up backfiring on them, therefore naming them an "Izzard".

Oh man, you're acting just like an Izzard.

Izzard, what the hellybronjames.

by Dr. Stupid Harold Fryfield August 20, 2025