IANA

Colloquial abbreviation for: 'I am not a....'.

Often followed by a technical profession like lawyer, doctor, computer programmer, scientist or engineer.

IANA lawyer, but you could be charged with assault.

by WmPitcher May 22, 2018

iAnal

Sex toy designed by Steve Jobs, manufactured by the Apple Corp of Cupertino, CA.

I waited on line seven hours to get the iAnal the day it came out.

Oh, I see you have the iAnal also!

by Mr. Luke January 18, 2008

IANACOL

Acronym derived from "I Am Not A Committee Of Lawyers."

Inspired by SCO's ignorance in believing and publicly declaring journalist Pamela Jones of groklaw.net to actually be an entire committee of lawyers.

IANACOL, but I seem to know more about the legal system than SCO's actual committee of lawyers.

by raisinbrandon July 22, 2007

IANAFT

Similar to IANAL. Replace Lawyer with Fortune Teller.
Used to indicate that the speaker is not a registered Fortune Teller. Thus, any statements about the future from said individual should be treated as uninformed guesses, rather than informed statements.

IANAFT, but I think this economic recession will end in the next year.

by BonoChris February 20, 2009

ianaee

I Am Not An Electrical Engineer

I'm sure the problem is in the PSU, but if I open it and there's still charge on the capacitors after an hour I could get a nasty shock, and besides IANAEE.

by whophd September 14, 2016

INAJ

In Niggas Asses, theres Jell-o

"As you all know that INAJ ok students"

by 34784 June 27, 2021

IANATL

I am not a tax lawyer. Often used in internet postings and in weblogs, also known as blogs.

IANATL, but that seems like money laundering to me. I mean, come on, you can't accept money that's been through the wash.

by Mitch April 13, 2005