isonomonkey

Isonomy means equal distribution of political rights and privileges. The lack of which is the monkey on my back.

Eric has the isonomonkey on his back again, bitching about diamonds and fur coats.

by ericlohman October 23, 2007

my face is on my face

the most awesome quote ever.

"A penny saved is a penny earned"
"Mathematics, in it's own way, is the poetry of logical ideas"
"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind. "
"To be or not to be is the question"
"MY FACE IS ON MY FACE!!!1!"

by Stuffattack April 28, 2010

my mom is on the browser

when your teachers think you said you called your mom a porn star and really you said browser wich is a place to search things

when child yells during class my mom is on the browser

by lil catfood October 23, 2018

anal is on the table

When the possibility of anal intercourse has been broached and not rejected

Seth: You give it to that girl up the ass yet?
Chris: No, but I can assure you that anal is on the table.
Girl: It is, it is.

by balls123451 June 8, 2009

the frost is on the pumpkin

Time for making love. After the hard work of the harvest is done, and to relieve the pent-up tension of not being able to mate because of sweltering August weather (you know - sleeping on the porch, all the windows open, etc...). Also copulation at this time traditionally brought pregnancy to term after spring planting but well before the next year's harvest.

When the weather's hot and sticky there's no time for dunkin' dickie; when the frost is on the punkin that's the time for dickie dunkin'! - anonymous pithy verse

Tim was over to Laurie's again last night - I guess the frost is on the pumpkin!

by paulpaxman September 4, 2009

isonu

Literally means loss. The slang means rubbish/ nonsense

those motivational speakers who their quotes can’t motivate their own lives, they do opposite of their so called motivations, one can say

“motivational speaker isonu”

meaning rubbish/nonsense motivational speaker.

by Prikiel October 15, 2021

The shoe is on the floor!

A quote from Romeo & Juliet, today used to evoke anger and love in the recepient of this well known phrase.

Bill: The shoe is on the floor!
Janet: I LOVE YOU AND I AM ANGRY!

by Chris Spargo March 5, 2008