Get the Spanish Inquisition mug.Girlfriend: where were you last night?
me: at home.
Girlfriend: why didn't you answer my calls?
me: my phone was dead.
girlfriend: well why didn't you call?
Me: damn! what the hell is this??? the Spanish inquisition???
me: at home.
Girlfriend: why didn't you answer my calls?
me: my phone was dead.
girlfriend: well why didn't you call?
Me: damn! what the hell is this??? the Spanish inquisition???
by Durty Hutchinson March 4, 2008
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Your bitch-ass Parents.
Maybe you're in the middle of making your bed, cleaning your room or some other dumb shit that your parents constantly force down your throat, and you're feeling a bit bored. What's the logical solution? PROCRASTINATE. So, you're browsing memes and all around feeling happy, when out of the blue, The Inquisition knocks on your door. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide. Hide your beloved procrastination under something, they'll hear it. (even if they're going deaf. Seriously, how can someone be deaf and hear quiet shit like that?) Also applies to your Search History.
Maybe you're in the middle of making your bed, cleaning your room or some other dumb shit that your parents constantly force down your throat, and you're feeling a bit bored. What's the logical solution? PROCRASTINATE. So, you're browsing memes and all around feeling happy, when out of the blue, The Inquisition knocks on your door. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide. Hide your beloved procrastination under something, they'll hear it. (even if they're going deaf. Seriously, how can someone be deaf and hear quiet shit like that?) Also applies to your Search History.
Last night I was minding my own business browsing reddit and The Inquisition came and fuckin' stole my laptop!
Fuck The Inquisition.
The Inquisition should mind their own business, I know I do.
Fuck The Inquisition.
The Inquisition should mind their own business, I know I do.
by Peanut Butter & Bukkake June 2, 2019
Get the The Inquisition mug.Janice : “I have a home inquiry for you, Daniel. Will you go to homecoming with me?”
Daniel: “i would, but I’m already going with Becky Q”
Janice: “Darny darn :( I guess I’ll just stay home and watch Anderson Cooper”
Daniel: “i would, but I’m already going with Becky Q”
Janice: “Darny darn :( I guess I’ll just stay home and watch Anderson Cooper”
by Blanderson Blooper September 29, 2018
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torture as poking with soft cushions and forcible seating in a comfy chair.
torture as poking with soft cushions and forcible seating in a comfy chair.
*I* don't know - Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
by Kid A February 8, 2004
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by Ascaban July 21, 2018
Get the The Spanish inquisition mug.A very eloquent way to ask a bi-partisan question. A question that when answered will not benefit either party. Often asked by a "moderator" between two separate parties, acting as a mutual individual.
by BarrenRunner December 18, 2009
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