im going to pet my spider

to jerk at ones penis

Hey steve ill be right back im going to pet my spider in the bathroom!

by thesythmyth March 07, 2018

Im going to commit sewer slide.

"Im going to commit sewer slide." means you will not in fact be killing yourself in a rude manor but in one that which will be fun for everyone.

John:im going to commit sewer slide.

Johns wife: YIPPEEEEEEEEE

by Ecluxe October 09, 2023

Im going to own all these noobs

A D.va voice line that makes me want to game end myself

Dva: Im going to own all these noobs >:3
Me: No

by Nugget_isGay October 25, 2020

im going to get in your ass

When one person is about to roast the other person

Boi im going to get in your ass

by Man Person man November 01, 2017

nope. not today im going back to bed.

having to get up and socialize but wanting to go back to bed, choosing not to socialize.

person 1: "yo dude!"

person 2: "nope. not today im going back to bed."

person 1: "oh- okay then-"

by meadow_spirittt November 07, 2023

Bro im going to Fix my vr

Term gay teens normally used as slang for getting their butts stuffed.

Bro im going to fix my vr with my friend.

by Bro my vr November 21, 2020

im going to blow up the white house

A phrase used to say that you are going to take a huge shit

Bro get out of the restroom Im going to blow up the white house

by CheesePickles69420 August 09, 2023