i don't speak english

The phrase you use when someone who you don't know tries to initiate a conversation with you and you're not in the mood

homeless dude: hey you got some spare change on you? its for food

you: i don't speak english

by qwbeddly June 3, 2018

I Don't Speak School Shooter

A response to when ever someones reaction to a post or meme is "speak English" (or something racist). It's assumed the person who makes the statement is from the United States, which has a school shooting problem.

User A: "Disfruté esa película"
User B: "Speak English, not everyone speaks Taco."
User A: "Sorry, I don't speak School Shooter"

by Stan Rezaee July 26, 2019

Sorry, I don't speak taco.

A sentence used when someone is speaking to you in Spanish on Roblox and you don't understand what the fuck they are saying.

Jimmy: Hello
Linda: Sorry, I don't speak taco.

by godsdeciple March 3, 2019

I want to speak to the manager

Karen says this every time somebody gets an order 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of an order wrong

Karen: I want to speak to the manager
Employer: oh shit
Manager: oh shit
CEO: oh shit
President of the USA: oh shit
UN: oh shit
Lizard guys: oh shit
Every sentient being in the universe: oh shit

by &qwertyuiop& October 27, 2019

I want to speak to the manager

The ultimate weapon used by Karen if someone didn't do the job correctly according to Karen's broken logic and lack of common sense

- Is there a problem here?
- I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!!!
- why?

by BrandonWasHere July 21, 2020

I tried to speak, but my mouth wasn't open.

the answer you give when you are too lazy to speak

Ms. teahcer: It's your turn to speak, kidö
Kidö: I tRiEd To sPeAk, BuT mY MoUtH wAsN't OpEn.
Ms teacher: bruh- I asked ou to speak-
Kidö: NaUr

by Violet_1233 May 17, 2021

i dont speak broke

i dont speak broke dose mean that the person that says that is to rish to be possibel to speak whit you.

hey kid talk with me. im sorry i dont speak broke.

by happykokobeng February 10, 2019