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Can I smell your butt?! 

This is an expression. A way of conveying one's affection for someone special. This expression enables someone to get right to the crux of their intentions. A favorite pickup line amongst men in pursuit of a lady. Can be used interchangeably as a means of simply getting someone's attention. Some lucky recipients may be offered a positive, accommodating response by being offered the opportunity to 'snort anal crack'.

I smell your light saber

I understand where you are coming from; I hear ya
Unrealistic Dude #1: How am I suppose to synthesis this molecule for her if she won't tell me what the stereochemistry is at carbon 6? You feel me?
Unrealistic Dude #2: Yeah, I smell your light saber. That shit ain't right.

I smell what your steppin' in 

Joe: "Man that girl is fine. You know what I'm saying?"
Bob: Yeah I smell what your steppin' in Joe"

I could smell your mom before i saw her! 

a insult between two friends/enemies in which, every day, the two insult each other, waiting for the other person to slip. when the opponent slips, he leaves himself open for the insult "i could smell your mom before i saw her!) The first person to deliver this insult sucesfully is declared winner for the day.
Person1: your moms so fat, she sat on a dollar and it became four quarters!
bystanders: oooooooooo burn!
Person2: I'm not THAT easy to tick off.
Person1: (thinking that person2 is out of comebacks) YOUR MOM is easy!!!
Person2: I could smell your mom before i saw her!
bystanders: OOOOOOOOOOO
Person1: darn.

i can smell your soup from here 

Another way to say that you understand what someone is saying.
Ex: "Did you see that episode of The Walking Dead last night?? It was insane!"

"Ya! I can smell your soup from here!"

I can buy you once but I can sell you twice 

Something that you buy once but sell twice therefore deems the item worthless. It’s one of the harshest insults you can give somebody.
β€œI can buy you once but I can sell you twice”