i smell cap

When you detect that someone is a liar.

Friend: Did you go water sporting with Jessica last night?
Me: No.
Friend: I smell cap.

by N0VALI0N November 19, 2019

I smell bacon

here come the police (bacon is a synonym for pigs)

As he drove pass the white car the His friend called out " I smell bacon " as he looked at the windows.

by Light Joker October 15, 2006

I smell bacon...

a saying from funnyjunk to identify felllow Junkies in real life. When you suspect someone is a Junkie, but your not sure, you would say "i smell bacon..." if they say "with or without wings?" you fist bump and become friends.

"...and i was all like FUCK YEA" bragged kim.
"I smell bacon..." you reply
"With or without wings?"

*fist bump*

by funnyjunkie May 19, 2010

i smell ya

to hear someone like i hear you

Scotty called Charles and after Charles told him where the party was Scotty said i smell ya

by S. Scott November 09, 2008

I smell cap

When you think that someone is bluffing is about a certain thing they say they're about to do

For example that nibba Jaylin said he was gonna cuff someone but I told him I smell cap from him

by capsmellersupreme November 08, 2018

I smell Bacon

Code phrase for a member of funnyjunk.com. One must always respond to this with the phrase, 'With or without wings?'

Teacher: "Class, please turn to page 69 in your textboo-"
DSend: "WAIT! I smell bacon!"
EmperorColo: "with or without wings?"

by funnyjunkie43 May 31, 2010

i smell bacon

A phrase said loudly by petty criminals to the person next to you in the vicinity of a policeman.

*policeman gets on the rain*

sniff sniff, i smell bacon!

*whack*

by kung-fu jesus August 21, 2004