I'm dead 

Expression indicating that one is laughing so hard they will die; a ghetto way to say "lol". Usually said by people who are not even so much as grinning.

"Tanisha insulted Taysheaun to his face!"
"I'm dead."

I'm dead by The_Truth_Tortoise October 27, 2017

I'm Dead 

I'm not actually dead, it's a metaphor indicating I'm laughing so hard that I'm losing Oxygen which could lead to suffocation

Guy: What is the difference between a black father, and a Boomerang?
Other guy: What?
Guy: A Boomerang comes back.
Other guy: HAHAHAHA, I'm dead.

I'm Dead by SantanaFlorDeLuna October 20, 2023

i'm dead inside 

common phrase used by youth

i'm dead inside.

i'm dead inside by The actual frick August 25, 2017

I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead 

Usually used by white girls who "just can't take it anymore Becky"

Susan-(fails a math test) "uh no"
Still Susan- " I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead
Susan once again- (high-pitched girl screams)
Starbucks around America die in horrible painfully slow deaths.

I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead by Ateaphobia June 27, 2016

I’m dead 💀 

commonly used word’s usually found on social media, its a metaphor and doesn’t literally mean you are dead.

Ben types in the comments: “I’m dead 💀 “
Joe replies back: “dude did you actually die???!??”

Ben types back: “Bro its a commonly used word’s usually found on social media, its a metaphor and doesn’t literally mean you are dead.”
Joe types back: “oh you had me worried 😂😂😂.”

I’m dead 💀 by scheiß Schwuchtel January 2, 2023

It will be over when I’m dead! 

It will be over when I’m dead! — the definition of a good old fashioned grudge.

Example:

First person: C’mon forget about it. It’s over. Let’s let bygones be bygones.

Second Person: It will be over when I’m dead! — or when you are dead.

It will be over when I’m dead! by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023

I'll sleep when I'm dead 

Meaning no need for sleep. Having so much to do that sleep can only be accomplished in death.

"Tim, you should get some sleep. "
"Nah, I'll sleep when I'm dead "

I'll sleep when I'm dead by destinynightmare June 3, 2017