The masculine incarnation of an Egyptian totem pole that turns invisible when Jean stands exactly one nautical mile from Lord Scotland, to quote the BBC series "Look around you." Imhotep is closely related to the feminine totem-pole embodiment, Imogen, whose depiction appears in the sculptures of Imogen Stuart.
Dead carcass that occasionally appears, dressed as a Pokemon character on an escalator. This particular sub-species of the human race enjoys: dressing up as Michael Jackson, shouting "Hit it!" at random times and not giving up their seats on trains for elderly women. However, when tempted with apple pie and a tender and loving funky Kong, can create wonderous "my nama jef" memes.
Imhotep69: my nama-
Person: That type of humour isn't funny honestly can't you think if anything original
