A phrase used when a man wants a blowjob and/or handshop. There is often no actual candy shop, just a lot of lollipops.
by seaswimmer August 16, 2016
Get the I'll take you to the candy shopmug. "Oh, man. The other day on the Poudre I missed Decision Rock and got my ass handed to me. There was carnage everywhere and I was like, 'I'll take things that suck for 500 please, Alex.'"
by wykykr May 15, 2006
Get the I'll Take Things That Suck for 500 Please, Alexmug. 1. To inform someone that the current situation is no longer working.
2. Fuck off.
3. Your not doing it for me anymore, or what you offer is lacking.
2. Fuck off.
3. Your not doing it for me anymore, or what you offer is lacking.
The new "it's not me it's you" is "I'll be taking my talents to south beach."
"It wasn't working out so I told her 'I'd be taking my talents to south beach."
"My boss was giving me grief so I said, straight up 'I'll be taking my talents to south beach."
"You don't have kidney beans in this here general store?! Well f-that. I'll be taking my talents to south beach!"
"After the Rolling Stones article, President Obama told General McChrystal he could take his talents to south beach."
It originates when LeBron James turned down the Cleveland Cavaliers offer, on a 1 hour nationally televised special, expressing that he was signing with the Miami Heat. He said "This fall I am taking my talents to south beach."
"It wasn't working out so I told her 'I'd be taking my talents to south beach."
"My boss was giving me grief so I said, straight up 'I'll be taking my talents to south beach."
"You don't have kidney beans in this here general store?! Well f-that. I'll be taking my talents to south beach!"
"After the Rolling Stones article, President Obama told General McChrystal he could take his talents to south beach."
It originates when LeBron James turned down the Cleveland Cavaliers offer, on a 1 hour nationally televised special, expressing that he was signing with the Miami Heat. He said "This fall I am taking my talents to south beach."
by Master Alexander July 11, 2010
Get the I'll be taking my talents to south beach.mug. in a group text: immediately leaving the group after asking a question followed by proclaiming "i'll take my question off the air." A gesture to receive a response one-on-one from any member
Me: Anyone think the building 7 thing is real?
Me: I'll take my question off the air
"Me" has left the group at 11:57pm
Me: I'll take my question off the air
"Me" has left the group at 11:57pm
by mankthetank May 26, 2016
Get the I'll take my question off the airmug. A chick-fil-a sandwhich with not pickles, refered to as a Boss. Created by a pickle hater nick-named Boss.
by Nobodyspecial3434 September 5, 2011
Get the I'll take a BOSSmug. on May 9th, Twitter user "ind¡go" @kxltist, now going by @imort6lp6r6doxx, was exposed by multiple of their ex-mutuals for asking them for money 24/7, even when they said they didn't have any money or were low on cash. they would spend every hour of the day going into their mutuals messages and asking for money and wouldn't stop even if they didn't get a response back. the phrase "i'll take it luv" refers to them asking their ex-mutual, @hnoceur, for money, and when their ex-mutual said they only had $4 left after spending most of their money on dinner, they said "i'll take it luv", offering to take their ex-mutuals last $4.
they'd often say they needed the money for ubers, trains, buses, food, appointments, etc. but she was exposed by her ex-bfs family for spending the money on drugs, fent, and weed.
they'd often say they needed the money for ubers, trains, buses, food, appointments, etc. but she was exposed by her ex-bfs family for spending the money on drugs, fent, and weed.
"hey can I borrow some money for a ride?"
"sorry i only have $4 to my name I just spent on all on dinner :("
"I'll take it luv"
"sorry i only have $4 to my name I just spent on all on dinner :("
"I'll take it luv"
by anbyburger May 11, 2025
Get the i'll take it luvmug. Teacher - "Clean up the tables!"
Smart-Ass Student - *Whispers to friend* "Nah, i'll take a pass." *Giggles*
(The student ends up cleaning anyways.:
Smart-Ass Student - *Whispers to friend* "Nah, i'll take a pass." *Giggles*
(The student ends up cleaning anyways.:
by HentaiWithTheHortons November 20, 2017
Get the Nah, i'll take a passmug.