hipstercrite

a hipster who hates other hipsters because they have become too mainstream

yo that guy is such a hipstercrite

by kpar June 24, 2012

hipstercrite

a hipster who thinks they are not a hipster.
hipster + hypocrite= hipstercrite

Practically every hipster is a hipstercrite.

by dontbehipstacritical December 21, 2009

Hipstercrit

One who criticizes hipsters for being hipsters even though he himself is a hipster.

He's a total hipstercrit.

by OFWGschuylKILL THEM ALL June 5, 2011

Hipstercrite

Mix of a hipster and hypocrite.
Somebody who pretends to dislike certain types of music music, because it's 'too mainstream, but inevitably changes their mind. Their excuse is normally: 'it's catchy lol'.

Klesta: urgh, I don't know why that 212 song is so popular, it has no depth or meaning. Just commercial bullshit, man. What is happening to our generation?

*two weeks later*

Klesta: that 212 song isn't that bad. It's catchy lol.

Angel: what a hipstercrite

by princessofchina June 29, 2012

hipstercrit

A person who when called a hipster, denies the plain facts.

Person 1: Neon orange goggles? But you're not an aviator, or a raver.
Person 2: No guys, they're clever and ironic.
Person 3: You're such a hipster.
Person 2: Noooo guys. I'm funny!
Person 1: You hipstercrit.

by phonecrispy September 2, 2010

hipstercrite

A person who constantly refers to others as hipsters, when they tend to display many hipster-esque qualities themselves.

1:"That man over there smoking the American Spirits is wearing a pair of glasses frames without any lenses, and he called me a hipster!"

2:"Wow, what a hipstercrite."

by Fistopher March 9, 2011

Hipstercrite

The combination of a Hipster and a Hypocrite. The kids who won't pay for local shows, yet bitch and moan about the lack of music scene. Whores, bros, douche bags, scene kids, they're all hipsters. Pretty much anyone nowadays from 16-24 involved in the local music scene (that isn't in a band).

The show tonight would've been sold out if it wasn't for all the fucking Hipstercrites in the area.

by anthonyacheron August 23, 2010