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Hygiene Hiatus

Not wanting to shave or shower for a short time. This usually occurs during 3 day holidays, as well as particularly during short stints of inclement weather.
Roger: Hey, Dave! How was your Present's Day holiday? You were off for 3 days, right?
Dave: Man, it was great! I watched a LOT of hockey, and the best part was not having to shave or shower during that time. Once in a while, you just have to let it all out and have a Hygiene Hiatus!
by brooskitooski February 20, 2021
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hygiene therapy

1. The act of washing yourself after experiencing something traumatic or witnessing something dirty.

2. When someone washes so rarely that the act of showering becomes a spiritually uplifting experience.
1. After watching 2 girls 1 cup, Sarah felt the need to take a break from the internet and practice some hygiene therapy.

2. During his second year in college, Steve's washing habits deteriorated, giving him a moment of bliss every other month or so after he finally decided to take a shower. And he's a dick.
by roboticjizz May 27, 2012
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hygiene monster

A Maverick. One who doesn't wash his testicles for several days at a time leaving them covered in grime and grit resulting In a infected sack
Damnn bro that's nasty.. He's a hygiene monster
by Sir Leker January 29, 2015
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Hygiene Positive

state of cleanliness of sexual anatomy/poised for oral sex/oral sex friendly
orally sexually friendly male/female anatomy.

When Johnny went down on Mary, he found Mary to be joint in hygiene positive
by Luckeymarty November 17, 2009
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Oral Hygiene Bro

A user of 4chan's /a/ board, who, starting October 2010, started writing a story where he was inspired to brush his little sister's teeth after watching Nisemonogatari's infamous toothbrush scene. Eventually, it got to the point that they married and had a child together. He kept posting for about 3 years, until August 2013, when he was never heard from again. Nobody knows if the story is real, but nobody can prove that it's false either.
Aidan: "yo have you heard of that one Oral Hygiene Bro who fucked his sister"
Bob: "Yeah that's some messed up shit"
by genericmiatafanboy March 2, 2021
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Connection Hygiene

1. The strategic art of healthy human connection

2. The conditions or practices conducive to maintaining social health, positive social relationships, and interpersonal well-being, as well as preventing isolation, loneliness, and relationship weakening or loss, especially through community formation and engagement
I'm going to spend my weekend emailing, texting, calling friends I haven't talked to in a while – keeping-up my connection hygiene.
by PurveyorsOfCulture March 25, 2020
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Personal Hygiene

Something the French don't have.
Individual 1: Why does France smell so bad?
Individual 2: Cus the French don't have personal hygiene.
by The Original Kweej June 18, 2019
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