Hydra surprise

1. A sexual situation wherein a woman is taken home by a man and blindfolded. The man then removes the blindfold to reveal his friends standing around her in a semicircle.

2. A Brigandine tactic where Dryst gets Dimensioned into a circle of hydras, whereupon he gets the beatdown.

The college dropout rate for females is rising severely, due in no small part to the rising popularity of the hydra surprise.

by esgaressux March 1, 2008

Hydra stream

When more than two streams of piss come out during urination.

I couldn't control my hydra stream, there were too many to aim correctly.

by Billius Pest September 8, 2021

hydrosynthesis

When one stands in the shower like a vegetable as if the water will give you energy while scrolling through Tik Tok in a comatose state. This is a great time to put a bar of soap up your ass

Karen: Hey Courtneigh, why did you take four hours in the shower you stupid whore

Courtneigh: I was doing my hydrosynthesis you fucking boomer
Karen: Shove a bar of soap up your ass you unclean thot

by dinowaffle666 November 11, 2019

Hydrosexual

One who gets aroused when in water or even worse, looking at water.

taking bath for an hour?? what are you now..a hydrosexual??

by speakerstand March 1, 2009

Hydroseeding

Masterbating in the shower.

The new handheld showerhead that I bought makes hydroseeding in the shower wicked awesome!

by FatdogTavern April 21, 2016

hydroscillator

An automobile component that can be found in virtually every car, foreign or domestic. Invented by Mortimer Ford(Henry Ford's illegitimate half brother or something), the hydroscillator's only known function is to allow vehicles to drive themselves in a semi-sentient manner. Although hydroscillator design varies, they are usually a fist-sized cylindrical device with two wires sticking out.

Featured on the ABC network expose' "When Cars Attack!"

Mechanic: "Well see here's your problem; your blinker fluid lines burst and shorted out the hydroscillator. While I was checking, I saw that your muffler bearings and flux capacitor needed replacing."

by gooberliberation April 10, 2007

hydros

short for hydrocodone its related to codeine and is in a class of drugs called narcotic analgesics. It is a pain reliever most pill poppers take it to get high

"hey man got any hydros?" .... ?

by PUNK barbie March 26, 2003