Hubcap sex

The process of inserting your genetalia into one of the many holes of a hubcap that had fallen off a car. Usually done by mentally retarded persons who fantacize about having sex with their own cars. This is usally done to Subarus, Toyotas, Lincolns and Hyundais. Once the person has finished the action, they will usually ejaculate pre-maturely all over the curb infront of their home and run away. There have been over 384 cases of Hubcap sex reported in the year 2005, and the population is rising, we must prevent these repulsive and abusive activities done by elderly men.

Dude, I went outside to get the early newspaper and saw my neighbor Mr. Rogers engaging in Hubcap sex with my other neighbor's old 1998 Toyota Carolla Hubcap.

by Haithur February 11, 2006

hubcap

When you wheel on a girl and you dont have to put any more work in, she becomes a hubcab...

This girl is a hubcab because I don't have to wheel anymore.

by thenice8 September 19, 2004

california hubcap

a huge western styled, jewel encrusted (usually rubies) rodeo belt buckle with event name, date, location, and winners name engraved ot it.

Bubba won this enormous California Hubcap in Bullriding at the rodeo last week

by P A J L October 29, 2007

hubcaps

disgusting balloon looking tits that have massive nipples resembling car tires and hubcaps, the nipple is the same color as the boob and is a horrifying sight, it is a significantly mentally scarring image, they are often seen are girls with massive boobs that they can't stop showing everyone, because that's all they have to offer

holy shit, i'll never like huge boobs again, some girl just flashed me with some nasty ass hubcaps

by eric draven June 11, 2008

hubb cap

the coolest nickname everrrrr!!!!

that dude is the coolest hubb cap eva.

by crackerrrjackk June 18, 2008

hubcap car

The car a gangster uses to do crime with. A backup car, that is almost always a piece of junk that can be ditched after a crime is committed. A car that could be used in a stick up, drive by, heist, etc. Also referred to as a throw-away car or a do-dirt car.

A gang leader may tell his soldiers to use a hubcap car instead of a car with rims because it is less identifiable and can be disposed of without much financial loss.

by Barry Bangs April 18, 2009

shiny hubcap

fake ass people. trying to look like a balla but really aint.

that foo with his fake ass rolex, what a shiny hubcap.

by victor April 2, 2005