Houdini
An epic album by the American rock band the Melvins. Released in 1993, it contains memorable tracks such as "Night Goat" and "Honey Bucket".
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When you and your fiance are having having anal sex in view of a window. What happens is that you pull out quick and smoothly and have a friend quietly pull in to your fiance's vagina. Then what you do is that you go outside to the window where you can see your fiance having sex and you knock on the window and wave. Meanwhile, your partner is about to ejaculate, but before he does, he pulls out and quietly spits on your fiance's back, tricking her into thinking that he has fully came. Then when she turns around to see who the mysterious man that was fucking her, he blows his semen in her eyes, denying her of finding out who was having sex with her. Then when she goes to the bathroom sink, continue to give her anal sex in front of the mirror and when you are finishing, yell "HOUDINI!" and pull back hard on her hair.
Eric: That was the most perfect Houdini ever!
Tom: Yeah, but doesn't make you sad that my fiance is no longer my fiance?
Tom: Yeah, but doesn't make you sad that my fiance is no longer my fiance?
Houdini by Retarded Trollbang November 3, 2012
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Houdini
To disappear from a party, bar, social event or concert without alerting your fellow revelers of the egress of your presence. Stealth, is quite necessary to pull off a Houdini, such that your compatriots don't notice your absence until you're half way home. Which is typically a difficult task to accomplish during such an inebriated state. Such behavior is usually brought on by a strong desire to retire for the evening in one's own bed, brought on by very high consumption of spirits prior to the aforementioned evening's events have come to maturity. As a by-product of such actions, a good Houdini is a magic trick, even a work of art!
Friend 1, "What happened to Brook?"
Friend 2, "I don't know man, he was pretty drunk. I think he pulled a Houdini!"
Friend 2, "I don't know man, he was pretty drunk. I think he pulled a Houdini!"
Houdini by Jerome Jr. August 4, 2007
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During anal sex or doggie style, right before climax the man spits a wad on the womans back. As she turns around thinking it is over, the man rubs it out in her face and exclaims "Abra-cadabra".
houdini by Gay Rich Lindgren January 16, 2007
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1. A famous magician and escape artist, Harry Houdini whose birth name was Ehrich Weiss. He was famous for his illusions and more importantly escapology. His most famous act was escaping the Chinese water torture cell, in which he was suspended upside-down in a glass and steel cabinet which was filled with water.
2. A sexual act where a man who is having sex doggy style pulls out a few moments before he comes, then spits on the woman's back, so she thinks he came. When she turns around he then unleases the real load all over her face. This has most likely never been successfully performed for numerous reasons: First, a woman isn't likely to turn around after you come on her back, she will just tell you to get a paper towel and clean it off. Second, the woman would probably hear you spit and say, "Why the fuck did you spit on me?" Third, most women would not have sex with someone again if they did this, so they wouldn't do it. It's still funny though.
2. A sexual act where a man who is having sex doggy style pulls out a few moments before he comes, then spits on the woman's back, so she thinks he came. When she turns around he then unleases the real load all over her face. This has most likely never been successfully performed for numerous reasons: First, a woman isn't likely to turn around after you come on her back, she will just tell you to get a paper towel and clean it off. Second, the woman would probably hear you spit and say, "Why the fuck did you spit on me?" Third, most women would not have sex with someone again if they did this, so they wouldn't do it. It's still funny though.
houdini by skyline44512 May 15, 2008