Hotdogging

(adjective) Commonly used as a verb to describe the action of placing one's penis betwixt a female's butt cheeks to resemble a hotdog, the adjective form is used to describe the state of the male during an attempt at intercourse:

The said man is so drunk from a night of boozing (see "whiskeydick"), his attempt to penetrate the girl is thwarted by his two-thirds erect penis. Full erection is impossible to obtain, so usually the man grabs his dick and tries to force it in, with no avail. The rigidity of the dick resembles that of a thawed hotdog, and full penetration never occurs due to the lackluster hardness, leaving the man and woman frustrated.

1. Ben: "So did you hook up last night? You looked pretty hammered when you left.."
Curran: "Dude, I was. I couldn't actually do it, I just hotdogged her for about twenty minutes and then gave up."
Ben: "Man, I'm sorry I hate when that happens."

2. Ratsnake: "C'mon, get it in there, what the fuck are you doing?!"
Chris: "I'm trying just hold on"
Ratsnake: "Are you hotdogging right now?! You've got to be fucking kidding me!"
Chris: "Fuck this, I'm going to bed."

by UF-FL UPS February 4, 2010

Hotdogging

The scenario in which a man avoids penetrating a womans vagina and instead glides his penis between her pussy lips...thus creating what appears to be a hotdog...

Man, did you hear my buddy got caught hotdogging that bitch? Even the mom thought he was gay!

by BFDF July 9, 2013

hotdoggin

The act of fumbling intercourse via doggy style resulting in a man’s erect penis sliding up the center of the receiving person’s ass cheeks.

dude I was so drunk last night I kept hotdoggin that bitch.

by Dave P B September 30, 2005

Humdogger

1. Giving a hummer while doing doggie-style

2. An all natural and delicious hotdog, sold by street vendors in Vancouver, BC,

1. Jennie gave me and my brother a humdogger. It was awesome. We Hi-fived.

2. Mike: Dude I am so hungry for something delicious and natural.
Rose: There is a Humdogger stand Just around the Corner

by Rosy Colada March 2, 2010

hotdogwelder

A mentally unstable person (usually in a gang) running around in a desert, a city, rapture, space, etc... welding hot dogs to whatever he/or she can see.

"HOLY SHIT A HOTDOGWELDER, RUN!"

by hotdogwelder May 16, 2016

hotdogging

Many are lead to believe to be hotdogging is the insertion of something thick and warm into the bun. This is correct but a further look needs to be taken. A) To be warm, B) together, C)Buns A: I'm cold we should be hotdogging to warm up B: You can't be alone, one hotdog, will go soggy and no hotdogging can happen. C) Buns: Back to front, slowly... (I can't stress enough), slowly. Well you know the rest. Congrats on your first hotdogging.

I was hotdogging, who knew it could be this good

by CjCoplin June 3, 2021

creative hot dogger

A person that skillfully incorporates hot dogs into his or her everyday foods.

Chica: "Babe, you going to make me that frozen pizza?"

Duder: "Yea, hold on a second bitch! Gotta slice up some hot dogs to add next to the sausage and pepperoni."

Chica: "Yeah! I love hot dogs! You're such a creative hot dogger."

by westfalia January 12, 2010