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Hosehead

taken from the noun "hoser", this word is turned into an adjective meaning someone who gets drunk, "hosed", often and is in what seems a constant state of being drunk.

This was repeated pretty often in the old Great White North show from SCTV, a Canadian television show not been made since 1984. Bob and Doug McKenzie were the two overly-accented Canadians in TGWN, that often repeated this phrase.
"Take off, you hosehead!"
by cjyo5324 August 7, 2014
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Something that works, but was designed in such a clumsy and complicated manner, that you spend a frustratingly long time attempting to figure out how to use it. Often encountered in "specialty applications" (like music, financial, or statistical software) where the designer was more concerned with maximizing features and satisfying the "experts", than on making a simple user interface.
Imagine typing in an unfamiliar editor. All you want to do is change the size of the font. You discover that you must save your current document in a new font size (that you can only specify under "Appearance Options" on a subtab in the menu bar) and then re-open it. You could not figure this out on your own ... and either bugged someone more familiar to explain it, or had to chase down the explanation on Google. Ugh, how horseheaded!!
by Common Thread January 1, 2011
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Someone that wears hairweave.
A chick always wear hairweave, but wanna get mad if she gets called a horsehead.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 23, 2004
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a girl whose hair luks like the ass of a horse
not the beautiful silky tail, the ugly bushy hairy crap part
Girl 1: i luk a hot mess today like yovani dont i
Girl 2: yeah, but at least u dont luk as bad as that horsehead yovani. u'd have to roll around in a pile of cow shit before u luk as bad as her
by supastahh56 April 12, 2008
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A person, usually female, who has a miserable expression i.e. a long face.
LF was fed up with seeing Lucy's horsehead.
by Lucretia March 20, 2005
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The act of oral compilation with your partner while harboring a bronchial infection of the Larynx and or an upper respiratory infection/cold causing a coarseness and strain on the vocal cords.
“I’d love too baby just letting you know my throat is scratchy. I might me coming down with something. I hope you don’t mind Horsehead?
by Dr. Word Doctor. September 18, 2022
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a local girl. usually from a city or urban setting. always at the club/bar. Swears like a sailor, has no class, but is sexy enough to take home when needed. not marriage material but definitely baby momma material. usually in their late 20's to 30's.
Bobby banged this chick last week, now she's on my dick? What a horsehead....
by Dangermart July 2, 2015
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