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Hopewell Middle School

Hopewell Middle, GA (also known as Smokewell) is a school full of Indians, drugs and little children who are creepy and think they’re cool.

At hopewell middle, drugs can be found in every bathroom, hidden by children who think they won’t get caught. The school is full of idiotic and overly sensitive administration and students who will get you put in OSS, which is actually the most enjoyable part of the school, for no reason whatsoever. Everyone there has no pronouns and will date you. People are known to OD at hopewell, fights occur every day with very blurry and shitty videos. The bathrooms are all broken beyond even remotely attempted repair, Ms Cousins’ 600lb- life bitch ass cries over politics, all of the counselors make kids want to kill them selves and Ms Gyori, a Spanish teacher- wants to fuck all of her special needs students. Hopewell is quite evidently the worst middle school you could go to.
“Hey, who is that gender less depressed emo child smoking an illegal hard drug in front of cops without properly inhaling it?”
“That’s a hopewell middle school kid.”
by Peopleropep September 13, 2021
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hopewell jr school

A school with a bunch of racist teachers and kids who will say slurs and defend them self’s by saying that someone else said it too! No one can give a shit about your mansion in the middle east. And the lunches are absolutely disgusting and I’d rather wake up earlier and make my own. And let’s not forget the yt girl posesers every five minutes
Oh you go to hopewell jr school? I’ll pray for you
by 1hcoffins October 15, 2021
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Hopewell Academy

A literal circus. The math teacher and the receptionist are basically the only sane ones. It is infested with antivaxer teachers, a history teacher who uses Wikipedia and WatchMojo Top 10 videos as educational resources, and a fucking clown for the head of school who made the few members of administration with the authority to keep shit together quit their jobs.
“My history teacher just told us that trains didn’t exist in the nineteenth century.”

“What fucking school do you go to??”

Hopewell Academy.”
by cursed.jpg November 26, 2019
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Lil' Hopewell

A small, secluded, autonamous neighborhood in the Southern Dutchess County town inhabited by a group of kids who smoke lots of blunts and go to see live music. Also see: Witmo, John Sweeny, Po-Town, Hud Val.
Hot chick #1: Hey, whats going on in the area tonight? it always seems that our town is dead and there is nothing to do
Hot Chick #2:You're right. Hopewell sucks, but im sure there's somethin kickin up on the mountain in Lil' Hopewell.
Hot Chick #1: How could i forget? im sure those kids are up to something fun tonight. I love getting blunted and hanging out with them.
by D'Animal February 3, 2005
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hopewerldd

a Instagram and tiktok editor, most of their edits contain media from the game your turn to die ( kimi ga shine) overall they're talented asf
person 1: bro hopewerldd edits got me feeling some typa way
person 2: wbk
by marziez July 4, 2021
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Hoewell

When you try to be loyal in a relationship and it doesn't work out so you have to revert back to your hoe ways. Could also be used to Say oh well to hoe activities.
I tried to be loyal and she cheated on me so hoewell.

He lied to me so hoewell time to get over him by getting under someone else.
by littleviris June 18, 2020
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