Hop off the freight train

Get off the unit of a man.

*Girl jumps on boyfriend ready for sex*
Boyfriend: “Ughhhh hop off the freight train”

by The_OG_freight_trainer March 6, 2020

hop off my set

telling someone to just leave you the fuck alone in a funny way 😎 .

“bro can you just hop off my set”

by Besart17 November 23, 2018

Hop off em

v.

short for hop off them, them being my nuts
Telling someone to hop off em means to "get off my back" or "stop being annoying"

Could be used after completing the task that person was annoying you about

1.

-Mom: Tommy can you PLEASE clean your room? I've asked you a million times
-Tommy: yeah mom maybe if you would just hop off em for a second

2.

-Jason: yo dawg what did you get on your history tizzzest?
-Harry: 86, you?
-Jason: ooooooooo 93 bitch, hop off em
-Harry: nobody likes you

by hop off em September 28, 2009

Hop Off My Johnson

Hop off my johnson means in a different phrase "get off my case". Used mostly when youre just joking around with your friends but can also be used when trying to get someone thats attempting (and probably failing harshly) to tell you off. They get confused, you walk out feeling good that you got away from that.

Person 1: "I bet you've never even been kissed before, have you?"

Person 2: "Hop off my johnson!"
*person 2 walks out while person 1 is still in a state of confusion.

by SceneSuxBalls kthnxbai! June 9, 2010

Hop Off The Dangles

a word a phrase that means stop following me or "get off my case" but a better way to say it

child 1 : i think someones following us
Child 2 : i know lets ask him
Child 1 : are you following us
Child molester : yaaaa :)
Child 2 :hop off the dangles wierdo
child molester : :(

by xD nM . December 15, 2009

Hop Off My Dick

Used by Cadet Lane and others, this is a phrase used to tell a College Cadet to “Fuck off” or “get off my case”

“Put your cover on” -College Cadet
“Hop off my dick.” -Academy Cadet/ Lane

by Hop off my dick! October 15, 2018

hop off my jock

leave me alone

he y jake hey jake hey jake,,,

dude hop off my jock

by I_was_ryt=] December 19, 2008