hooka

A person who does randomly hookafied acts and takes part in hookafication. A hooka usually has a pose that is unique to their style of hookafication. Deviant acts may be proceeded with the term "Hey guys, watch this". A hooka can usually be found lounging.

The hookas decided to go to TJ Max and create old man outfits for a photo session.

by hooka1 January 11, 2005

hooka

another way to say hooker

Yo dude, let's go fuck some hookas tonite

by Maniac May 22, 2004

hooka

An abbreviation of the work 'hooker', used in sentences to ghetto-fy it.

"Why are you such a hooka? Why don't you just you go sit on the corner and wait to get picked up?"

by CrazyManFish April 1, 2008

hooka shook

Extremely shook...shook on a whole new level.

Jessica told me that her boyfriend cheated on her with a guy... hooka shook!

by Maylorion April 18, 2017

myspace hooka

a person who likes to be on myspace about fourteen out of twenty-four hours a day. They are preferbley women but can be those "emo gentlemen". They are on so much these side affects may accur: eating disorders, sudden nudity, insomnia, lack of social activity, accept computer friends. They usually love to take pictures of themselves a little bit to much and are usually half naked during most of these pictures and make pornographic faces or acts. Leading a "myspace hooka life" is not a way to live, it is worst then doing Heroine and even acts of prostitution, but it is however a great way to make false friends that you will never really have a relationship wif.

Julia: "Tiffany gurrl c'mon I came over here to go to da clubs and bump and grind and geet boozed out of my mind and you've been checking yo myspace for 4 hours now and you didn't even get ready..you look like a 5 dollar hoe."

Tiffany: "you just trippin' I just posted a new picture and I need to get at least five comments in an hour and one friend request or my reputation will be ruined!"

Julia: "whatev hoe you ain't nothing but a myspace hooka, I'm leaving trick I wanna get my freak-a-leak on and I can't do that with you attatched to that damn computer peace Biatch!"

Tiffany: "your just hatin' 'cause I gots mo friends than you do and I'm pretty and I ain't got a weeve slut!"

by Adri! at the waffle house June 14, 2006

ya-hooka

The first cannabis links directory on the web, not a bad forum either

let's check out ya-hooka.

let's post some good shit on ya-hooka.

by Yahookan February 21, 2005

ya-hooka

weed, marijuana, bud, refer,pot, ganga

yo cuz you wanna go buy a fat sack of yahooka

by marc March 11, 2004