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hoo slung mung 

A negative description of appearance, usually in reference to a female's poor state of hair, makeup, or dress; most often said of oneself, not so much directed at someone else; a hot mess.
Friend: "Come on, let's go to Dollar General."
Me: "I can't believe I'm goin up in tha Dolla Gentral lookin like hoo slung mung!"

Boyfriend: "You look fine without makeup."
Me: "Are you kidding me? I look like hoo slung mung!"
hoo slung mung by JenntheGemini January 3, 2024
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stew a hoo ha 

A somewhat playful phrase meaning to fuck a woman's vagina using a penis.
Her: You want to stew a hoo ha?
Him: Yours?
Her: Of course mine!
Him: Sure.
stew a hoo ha by pseudosymmetry October 22, 2020

Sharkbait! Hoo ha ha! 

1. Nemo's name in Finding Nemo according to Gill, Bloat, Bubbles, and Gurgle.

2. What is yelled with someone throws an awesome strike in bowling.
1. Gill: From this moment on, you shall now be known as Sharkbait.
Bloat, Gurgle, Bubbles: Sharkbait! Hoo ha ha!
Gill: Welcome, Brother Sharkbait!
Bloat, Gurgle, Bubbles: Sharkbait! Hoo ha ha!
Gill: Enough with the Sharkbait.

2. *Celia bowls a strike*
Team- "SHARKBAIT HOO HA HA!"

sutton hoo 

Process of aiding a friend who has little or no time to complete an assignment by writing a portion of it; even (or especially) if you have no background in the subject matter yourself.

Etymology: 2002 POUGHKEEPSIE- "I need to write this paper on the ancient pagan burial practices of the Anglo-Saxons as found at the mass grave Sutton Hoo in Northern England... I'm fucked dude."
Fucked: Yo man, this eleven-page paper is due in five hours, and I haven't started it!

Friend of Fucked: Give me the topic; I'll Sutton Hoo the shit out of it.
sutton hoo by Annie K April 25, 2004

Strawberry Yoo-Hoo 

a strawberry yoohoo is a delicious variation of the also delicious chocolate yoohoo.

STRAWBERRY YOOHOO INGREDIENTS: water, high fructose corn syrup, whey (from milk) and less than 2% of: nonfat dry milk, natural and artificial flavors, sodium caseinate (from milk), corn syrup solids, calcium phosphate, dipotassium phosphate, palm oil, guar gum, xanthan gum, mono and diglycerides, salt, soy lecithin, sucralose, niacinamide (vitamin b3), vitamin a palmitate, riboflavin (vitamin b2), vitamin d3, red 40

CHOCOLATE YOOHOO INGREDIENTS: water, high fructose corn syrup, whey (from milk) and less than 2% of: cocoa (alkali process), nonfat dry milk, natural and artificial flavors, sodium caseinate (from milk), corn syrup solids, calcium phosphate, dipotassium phosphate, palm oil, guar gum, xanthan gum, mono and diglycerides, salt, spice, soy lecithin, niacinamide (vitamin b3), sucralose, vitamin a palmitate, riboflavin (vitamin b2), vitamin d3

it has nothing to do with anyone on their rag.
Example1: a quote from the popular web series Red vs. Blue
"No water? What do you guys drink?" -Doc
"I only drink the blood of my enemies and occasionally a Strawberry Yoo-hoo!" -Sarge

Example2: every day use
"Hold up, I wanna stop at the store and grab a couple strawberry yoo-hoos before we go back to your house. They're delicious!"
Strawberry Yoo-Hoo by $arge July 20, 2014

Shippy flippy hoo ha 

Yo, she my shippy flippy hoo ha, she wifey material.

slootie hoo 

Etymology: combination of the words slutty-ass whore

Pronunciation: slooty who in falsetto- a la the outkast song "hootie hoo"

n. a girl of promiscuous sexual morals, can be found on her knees in bathroom stalls, face down in the driver's lap, often "forgets" to wear panties, seeks multiple simultaneous male penetrations, enjoys money shots and anal beads, and is a frat row favorite.
Damn! That girl just domed the entire football, basketball, baseball, lacrosse, soccer, track, rugby, tennis, volleyball, hockey and basket-weaving teams. What a slootie hoo!
slootie hoo by j fresh December 4, 2005