the hokey pokey

a sexual act in which you perform oral on your partner while moving your legs in a circular motion while writing out "do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around" in your partners vagina, while grabbing her breasts and moving them up and down like cow utters. and (this is optional) your friend is gonna beat the shit out of his meat whilst singing the lyrics to "the hokey pokey"

jake "me and my girlfriend performed the hokey pokey last night"
kyle "thats cool, but did you ever try "the school bus"?

by Mr.DocterAids June 19, 2022

hokey pokey

When you're doing a girl doggy style and she turns around for the finishing move. She turns herself around, and that's what it's all about.

I was bangin' this nussy doggy style, and she did the hokey pokey.

by DUKEST3R February 17, 2007

lunchtime hokey pokey

The act of leaving school with one's partner to engage in sexual play.

John: My girlfriend and I got caught sneaking out of school for some lunchtime hokey pokey.
George: Now THAT'S what it's all about.

by Michelle Marks December 5, 2007

hankey pankey

The performing magician's art of distracting the audience while surreptitiously playing tricks on them.

He kept distracting us with hankey pankey so we didn't notice how he pulled off the the stunts.

by Downstrike June 8, 2004

Hokey Pokey

it IS what its all about

what if the hokey pokey IS what its all about?

by Webster Pappadapolis October 22, 2003

the hokey pokey

slang for intercourse

lets go upstairs and do the hokey pokey.

by Indigo606 September 13, 2011

hokey pokey

Hokey Pokey is this hard golden sweet stuff that is found in little balls in hokey pokey ice-cream, also in the middle of Cadbury's Crunchie bar.

Oh Lord, all this hokey pokey is making me feel sick

by *Juanita* September 28, 2005