Homecoming

A huge orgy involving multiple parties, grinding, and tons of drunk/horny teenagers that usually follows a football game.

Yo, you going to homecoming?

by WOAH KUNG FU February 26, 2015

houscow

noun
pronounced hoose cow
def: jail, big house, slammer

Ted did not pay his taxes. He is going to the houscow.

by BrewCo January 15, 2008

homecoming dance

Epic grind fest that takes place in high school gyms across America once per year

Jim: Are you going to the homecoming dance?

Tom: Yeah man it's gonna be such a grind fest

by Sosa300 October 18, 2013

Hooscow

jail, prison, slammer

Now, that Joe's out of the hooscow, the first thing he's gonna do is find a woman

by kritian October 16, 2008

homecoming

The first dance (semiformal) held at the beginning of every year. Is for every grade, not just underclassmen. Is also a dance for the previous graduating class to come back and dance again, hence the name "home coming", like "coming home".

I graduated, but I will go to homecoming to relive high school memories and just have fun.

by Silverina September 3, 2006

Portland Hopscotch

This delightful treat is bi-coastal... it involves being clubbed in the leg by a tri-nippled midget hooker after she discovers that you are paying for some 'intimate time' with Canadian money. After said clubbing, you hop into the nearest cab all the while the short-legged beast is chasing you yelling Gypsy curses.

Ex: Jeff's leg will heal but the pictures of him doing the Portland Hopscotch are priceless.

by babysealclubsamich September 7, 2007

Homecoming

A dance at the beginning of the year that a lot of the school population uses as an excuse to drink a lot of alcohol ... a good time to make new friends, and do things you had always wanted to but never got the chance.
May have consequences.

- How do you know him?
- Well, I don't really.. I've only talked to him two times and once was when we hooked up at Homecoming. But hes a lot of fun!

by BostonCollege January 17, 2009