Literary Homosexuals

One who speaks with correct pronunciation and in old english. They are commonly found in rich urban areas throughout the United States. They usually have a habit of correcting others grammar and oral language. They find themselves to be completely perfect at the language of English, and deny anybody correcting them if they do indeed happen to make a mistake. They can become extremely annoying over time and can even cause people to question they're sexuality preference.

Literary Homosexuals:

They will type with correct punctuation and grammar and usually speak in a formal manner:
"Hello my fellow colleague. How was your day at school? Mine was fantastic, thank you for asking!"

They even sometimes correct you for small mistakes in your speech.

"Alright, me and Matt are going to get lunch." -Person
"Matt and I.*" - Literary Homosexual.

These people are continuing to grow in wealthy areas that are moderately populated. Watch out, because they increase in their obsession with Literary perfection, and continue to enforce anger in people around them.

by steph422 September 9, 2011

Homosexualism

my dad

my dad is homosexualism

by Osix May 2, 2020

Homosexuality

1-The number one way to prevent overpopulation

2-Something every teen is accused of

Example 1: being accused
Tim: Richie likes soccer

Rob: What a Faggot
Ricchie: Fuck you soccer is awsome and its called football bitch

Example 2: Homosexuality
Tim: Hey rob now we made so everybody thinks Richies gay
Rob: yeah now nobody will think we're gay
Tim: Wanna have gay sex
Rob: You know i do

Tim: Fuck Yeah!!!!!!!!!

by Alfredosauce97 June 24, 2011

Homosexualitis

Homosexualitis is when one is diagnosed with the gay.

“Sir, you have homosexualitis.”
“Oof.”

by Soupem May 2, 2018

homosexuality

Used to describe sexual or romantic feelings between two people of the same gender.

People often refer to the Bible or God to backup their points about homosexuality. They say that "It's in the bible that it's a sin, so it's bad."

How can they use this to backup their points? First, not everyone believes in that shit. Second, most people that preach it are sinful in other ways. So, according to the Bible, they are just as hell-bound as homosexuals are.

by Shauser5005 July 25, 2004

homosexualimony

Same sex alimony

Bob and Fred got divorced and Bob had to pay Fred homosexualimony

by norman plumb November 27, 2011

closet homosexuals

Someone who isn't yet out about them being a homosexual.

Can't think of an example for closet homosexuals . >.<

by unknown spunk May 10, 2006