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Home Schooled

When a visiting team in an athletic competition receives excessive penalties or unjustified penalties from the Zebras or Referees; The visiting team may also have game deciding calls go against them. The home team receives preferential treatment.
Did you see the Eagles get home schooled in Foxboro by the Patriots? The zebras and the NFL wanted to see the Patriots go undefeated!
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Home-schooled 

To be taught at home rather than the god-awful abominations that are public schools. Or, as all the definitions that are no doubt above this one say, it is a person who, do to living an "isolated" life, is a socially awkward person, an idiot with no fashion sense, or a retarded person. (I'm allowed to complain about public schools because I was in one for a while, by the way.)
Person A: I just got back from school, where I learned information that I already knew, didn't really need to know and wasn't interested in knowing about, and stuff that I just didn't understand.

Person B: I'm home-schooled, so I got to learn about things that I'm interested in, and none of it was overly complicated, so I had enough time focus on my interests and maintain a healthy sleep schedule!

homeschooler 

can be any of the following :

A a super nerd.
B a person who in socially awkward
C a person who cant/wont go to school public for personal reasons*

D a person who was never allowed to go to regular school and almost always ends up looking and acting like "L" from DEATH NOTE. And after the child is allowed to chose weather to go to public school or not, it is too late because the homeschooling has permanently alters his mind and even if he did go to a public school he knows he would probably snap

E a person who thinks of others as inferior creatures and dislikes to associate with them, often the inventors of "the next big thing"

warning! : homeschools are socialy unsure how to react to certain things, becareful what you say as they may misinturpret or over react.
setting : public school

john : hi

ex-homeschooler : dont talk to me.

john : your wierd

ex-home school-er : DONT INSULT ME! *breaks johns arm*

the next day the ex home schooler is sent a to a mental institution to try to undo the effects of home schooling.
homeschooler by extra L September 29, 2012

homeschooled shmuck 

a person that thinks their cool but their just a homeschooled shmuck
homeschooled shmuck by Joel traw January 28, 2017

Homeschooled Weird 

There’s weird, there’s fuckin’ weird…and then there’s Homeschooled Weird.
Person 1: Did you see those kids at the library? They wouldn’t even make eye contact when you talked to them at all!

Person 2: Yes…they are another classic example of Homeschooled Weird…

homeschooler 

There are two types. Either extremely happy and spazzy and thinks everyone is his friend, or quietly keeps to himself and thinks of everyone as below him.
generally speaking,
someone who lacks social skills, always has one or 5 too many buttons done up, has to ask a parent before using "the search engine", wears crew socks, is not vegetarian, has youtube blocked on his computer, and has never been with more than 1 kid his own age at once.
public schooler: haha did you hear/see that kid. He's probably a homeschooler

Homeschooler 

There are two different types.

Ninja homeschoolers (I.E. People who don't have a say in the matter, and are forced against their will to be homechooled, and, if you don't know them, you can't tell if they are homechooled. They usually wear cool clothes, and have good social lives, and are pretty trendy.

Then there are the scary (almost Mormon) homeschoolers. Who have NO social life until collage, wear khaki or bluejean skirts and nearly bellbottom jeans, and polos, and only care about their grade, and their only friends are their siblings.

BY THE WAY!! IMMMA NINJA HOMECHOOLER SO SUCK IT
Person one: So, where do you go to school?
Ninja homeschooler: At my house!! It's freekin retarded!

Person one: Hi!

Stereotypical homeschooler: Um... Hi? Look I have to go work on my science project...