holy roller

a religious person, usually white and from orange county. listens to christian rock on the TBN

by dirTsamoan July 7, 2003

holy roller derby

1. A gathering of fundamentalist, bible-beating, right wing Christian Evangelicals

2. A vast or over-the-top display of flagrant, in-your-face evangelical Christian messages or scripture

As the two athiests approached the large group of Evangelicals who had gathered on the lawn to protest gay marriage, Bill said to Gary "Look out ... holy roller derby ahead."

by seumasbeg January 8, 2013

holy roller

When a guy is about to come, and the person they are with takes a pinky-size crucifix and shoves it into their hole, before roughly yanking it out, causing semen and blood to come out.

"Dude, she caught him cheating, and she Holy Rollered his ass"

"Man, I'm out of action. This girl gave me a Holy Roller, it hurt like hell!"

by Whateva grrrl August 6, 2008

Holy Roller Joint

A joint rolled by the pages of the Holy Bible

"Jack, gimme a Holy Roller Joint with that purple kush"

by Cupcakes(; May 21, 2014

Holy Roller

When you tear out a page of the Bible and roll it up to use as a joint.

"Yeah, Jack and I had a holy roller after Claire's wedding."

by My-Lady-Greensleeves July 4, 2022