Holy Crap

The contense of God's toilet.
Something you get detention for saying.
An exclamation.

Father Tenneant, does God make holy craps?
Holy crap, that's a lot of homework! DETENTION, YOUNG LADY!!

by Highly Functioning Pancake May 9, 2015

holy crap

A Name of a Orthodox Christian Saint...Saint Coprius (Holy Crap), Agios Kopros

Holy Crap, Intercede to God for Me!

by Anonymous3 July 3, 2006

holy crap

after a drive by shoot out black people have taken a crap and bullet holes in it

my crap is so holy is funny

by HoBo November 2, 2004

Holy Crap

Taking a dump while reading the Bible.

Tim: I took a crap at church last Sunday .
Sarah: HOLY CRAP!!

by i.poop.in.church.69 May 13, 2018

holy crap

Ok listen here you CANNOT say this to your elementary friends unless you want the teacher to come over or to your middle and high school friends otherwise they think you are just fucking weird. Never say this unless you are that ONE guy who keeps talking to me in Social Studies. I'm talking to you James.

Elementary:
You: HOLY CRAP
Kid: dude not cool im telling

Middle+:
You: HOLY CRAP
Kid: dude wtf

by ok male friend February 24, 2020

holy crap batman

Term that conveys extreme sarcastic surprise

"Hey look theres a tree in the middle of the forest!"
'Holy crap batman! what a place to find a tree!!"

by batgirl ;) November 21, 2013

Holy Crap O Rama

An expression of extreme surprise or shock. A cavalcade of excitement..

Holy Crap O Rama, that twister is headed right in our direction.

by MDiver July 4, 2012