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oldsmobile 

Cars that never seemed to have been purchased new, they just exist. Really popular in the early 80's. On up to its demise bought soley by old people. Any high school or community college parking lot is populated by a large number of beat to shit oldsmobiles, usually covered with rust and band stickers.

See also: k-car Mercury Plymouth Hyundai
Dude, that's one bitchin' olds, column shifters rock
oldsmobile by Lee Iacocca May 21, 2005
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Oldsmobile Intrigue 

GM mid-sized sedan based off the Oldsmobile IbuttFuckedyourHonda concept. Probably got its name after Management took a look at the name and said "thats intriguing."
Oldsmobile Intrigue is EXAMPLE-LESS

The Intrigue was a car made by Oldsmobile

From 98-02 Oldsmobile made the intrigue it’s now a popular used car, some say the car has hips by the looks of the rear quarters and fenders. The car looks great with 20's, tints, HIDS and systems, it can be modified its a W-body and its cousins share the same parts. It's a G ride that was built strong. It will beat more than half the cars on the road and go a 100mph all day and looks like a detective's car in jet black. It was Oldsmobile’s last best selling car.
The Intrigue was a car made by Oldsmobile from 1998-2002

Oldsmobile 

A typical car that most high school kids end up driving as their first car, most often Olds from the 80's. The mother of all hoopties.
High School Kid: My first car was an '88 Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera.
Oldsmobile by import_killer April 18, 2006

Oldsmobile 

A walker, cane, wheelchair, Hoveround, etc., as used by an individual of the geriatric age.
Uncle George could barely get around anymore after he broke his hip, so we went ahead and sprung for the high-end Oldsmobile.
Oldsmobile by Nunya Bidnis November 5, 2010

hoesmobile

A classic yet refined automobile used to entertain ladies to have sex with the driver of the car.
Wow, that hoesmobile turns me on, I want the driver in my pants!
hoesmobile by Dick April 19, 2004

oldsmobile 

the one car brand that has the name of its consumer base
its conveniently a dead brand, and its one of the oldest car brands known to man, how ironic!
oldsmobile, for your grandfather.