Hokiness

Corny, artificial, fake

To describe someone or something as being hokey or hoky (alternative spelling); being corny or artificial.

Another word for it as a noun is: Hokum.

"I opened Disney Channel the other night, all I could find on there were some teenage sitcoms with so much hokiness... it was unbearable."

or

"I hate Matt, his jokes are just so hokey..."

by IloveDisney(probablytm)nohate November 27, 2012

hokie

A true VA Tech fan.
One who outsmarts, outplays, outwhits, outscores, outlives, outdoes, and basically beats the hell out of the University of Viginia Wahoos.

A Hokie wouldn't use they're when he means their in his definition like "letsgohoos" would. And that's why he's a wafreakinhoo.

by Matthew Richard Wright October 19, 2006

hokie

a castrated turkey

by Anonymous March 10, 2003

hokie

Main Entry: hokie
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: an emasculated turkey

Main Entry: hokie
Part of Speech: adjective
Definition: corny and contrived, fake and melodramatic, insincerely emotional

take your pick bitches

high-school senior: I wanna go to virginia tech so I can be a hokie!
best friend: I'm sorry

by sorryyoudontgotouva April 25, 2005

Hokies

The Hokies are a college backetball team. They play for Virgina Tech.

The Hokies fans are refered to as a Hokie.

by Puggle206 January 21, 2009

hokie

1. A person who goes around wearing burgundy and orange every game day.
2. A person who aspires to go to Virginia Tech.
3. One who goes to Virginia Tech.

The Hokies beat the Wahoos.

by Donna January 1, 2004

hokie

1. ACC Football Champions 12 weeks into the ACC
2. All that is superior to the Cavalier
or "wahoo"

It took the hokies only 12 weeks to win the ACC championship where as the wahoos have yet to win it in over 50 years.

by Giselle February 8, 2005