A European Count Baron Kaiser who married his half-sister Znigwieczrina Nowloczynlieczwowzcrczsky of Globsnogczrecnoyarskglograd.
by janpasi August 21, 2022
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"Aiden dreams of going on a date with Lakesha, you know, the one who whips Altima and has her guts rearranged approximately 34 times a day."
"No way, he is such a hoeless romantic."
"No way, he is such a hoeless romantic."
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Get the HOLYSHIT mug.1. A gay man (or lesbian) who is oblivious to his complete lack of fashion sense and still flaunts himself around as though he were anything but tragic. Prone to excessive amounts of makeup and/or spandex.
2. A less-than-attractive gay man (or lesbian) whose lack of self-awareness doesn't stop him from hitting on guys who are way out of his league.
2. A less-than-attractive gay man (or lesbian) whose lack of self-awareness doesn't stop him from hitting on guys who are way out of his league.
I was having a good night out until I kept getting eye-banged by that homelysexual in the corner.
I walked into H&M and it was like Homelysexuals on Parade.
I walked into H&M and it was like Homelysexuals on Parade.
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