hockey shtick 

n. heated but often humorous verbal jousting in which the attributes of hockey players and teams are discussed.

You think that schmuck Gretzky, who isn't good enough to clean the blood off the elbow pads of Howe never mind the jock strap of Morenz, is the greatest? Oi Vey!

Enough with the hockey shtick mam. We're trying to watch porn.

hockey shtick by gnostic1 February 20, 2011

hockey sticking 

A hockey stick is comprised of a blade, a small curve, and a long shaft. A hockey stick chart displays data low-level activity (y-axis) over a short period of time (x-axis), then a sudden bend indicative of an inflection point, and finally a long and straight rise at a steep angle.

The interest from the VC’s is hockey sticking in the market.

hockey sticking by lilac smiley term June 7, 2020

h e double hockey sticks 

what conservative Christians say instead of Hell

Kid 1: What the hell!
Kid 2: mommy Kid #1 said h e double hockey sticks

h e double hockey sticks by Self Deprecating Geek September 13, 2013

h. e. double hockeysticks 

It means “Hell” as a hockey stick's shape is akin to the letter “L” so, add two “L” after H and E and it spells Hell.

You are going to h. e. double hockeysticks you sinner!

h. e. double hockeysticks by Yvan Blais August 18, 2006

sticky hickey 

When you bust your load into the mouth of someone then they proceeded to give you a hickey with your load still in their mouth, causing a big sticky mess.

Hey bro, this girl I met at the bar says she wants to give me a sticky hickey.

sticky hickey by Dr. Dickyhickey April 22, 2021

Hocked His Sticks 

When you obtained a UCC loan on the household goods in your dwelling to use the cash as down payment on a vehilce purchase. In reference to a caveman taking out a loan and his one possession - his stick.

"Ole George went to the Sol's Quickee Loans and "hocked his sticks" to come up with enough of a down payment for his new truck."

Hocked His Sticks by 00NKB July 5, 2024

sticky butt hickey 

First u suck her booty cheek until a hickey is created. Now u have the target for your ejaculation spot.Ready, aim, fire!!!

Derrick gave Dawn a nice sticky butt hickey last nite!

sticky butt hickey by dawnandderrick January 27, 2017