Non-Event Horizon

The point at which a friend's Facebook status updates become so numerous and mundane that he or she must be hidden from the News Feed.

"Linda is approaching the Non-Event Horizon. 15 posts so far, most of which have been 'I'm bending at the waist right now.'"

by Johnny Twothumbs May 13, 2010

Horizontal Boogie

another word for making love, fucking, etc.

my girl friend and i did the horizontal boogie all weekend long.

by Devon Wostenberg September 13, 2004

Animal Crossing: New Horizons

A pretty Nintendo Switch game that you can get lost in catching bugs and fish, talking to animals, visiting other players, and populate a deserted island.
The fifth major entry in the Animal Crossing series.

"Wanna hop on Animal Crossing: New Horizons?"
"Nah, can't, I don't have it"
"What? How did you not have it pre-ordered? Lame."

by androidloyal March 22, 2020

Horizon On Top

a way of saying that the line of the sky is above you and that P2W sucks and The Horizon is good

I just crashed your P2W minecraft server, Horizon On Top!

by horizonontop April 1, 2021

Stupid Horizon

The point when a statement has become so stupid that it is impossible to continue with anything that could be considered even close to rational or intelligent.

Guy 1: Justin Bieber isn't half bad dude.
Guy 2: Dude, you just crossed the stupid horizon.

by jonsul97 February 17, 2013

the deep water horizon

a sex move that requires the female participant to have diarrhea. it involves the penis to be inserted into the female participant`s anus and to be swiftly removed, only for an explosion of hot mud-like feaces to erupt from the anus similar to the events of the film Deepwater Horizon.

bro im gonna try the deep water horizon with my girl ,yo

by yee-yee haircut February 26, 2020

horizontal bop

the sex act, copulation

They only ever thought about who was doing the horizontal bop with who.

by The Return of Light Joker August 5, 2009