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A hoeseph is to be a female 'bro' or 'broseph' to another person (this other person can be male or female). This is only to be used for females that follow the brother code and is never an insult.

Derived from the word hoe, a female derogatory, though manipulated in the tough exterior from a friend to appear humorous and not a legitimate insult. Followed up and replaced in broseph form.

A hoeseph is the equivalent female version of broseph. Males and females may have multiple brosephs and hoesephs.
Guy Friend - Hey broseph is that your girl friend?

You - Nah man, she's cool though... She's my hoeseph.

Guy Friend - A hoeseph of yours is a hoeseph of mine, welcome to the group!

Female Friend/Hoeseph - Thanks broseph!
Hoeseph by Master Samus October 11, 2011
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Hoesexual 

When You have a crush on flat ass notitsity
Oh my Jesus lord and savior I'm a Hoesexual and God hates me
Hoesexual by Femolly December 19, 2016
an extremely hairy mamal
I believe that mamoth would be classified as a hoeseph
hoeseph by Sebastien Rubenstein November 28, 2004
A women who poses poser as a hoe.
Look at that hoeser; dressing like that just to get attention.
hoeser by Trail_Mix January 17, 2009
sHE tHICC but SHe aINT THinK
Hoesey is my daddy
Hoesey by stijndapig February 13, 2018
A women who acts or looks like a hoe, but in reality is not
Carly's such a hoeser, she always wears push up bras and low cut shirts, but she never has had sex
hoeser by ScottyBoy771 May 10, 2010
n. the scum of the earth
As a statement: "HOESEX...."
In a sentence: "Shut up Hoesex"
hoesex by Braulio Salas December 28, 2007