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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 

1. One of the best Raido shows every to grace the air waves. this radio show was the starting point for the book, haveing slighty differnt plot lines which aren't in the book and certently not the movie.

2. The greastest trilogy of five, and possibly the most confusingly random books in exsitants. some part from the raido show have either been removed or changed drasticly when changing oer to the book.

3. *issing important parts*
1.zaphoid: I like those two black headrest things
Trillion: i didn't there mighty uncomfurtible, and i prefer longer arms
arthur: but it won't have a mouth to drink the coffie!
Ford: I think it just scratched it's leg
Trillian: those headrests look like eyebrows!

2. ^ the previous never happens in the book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

3. they don't even get to milliways.
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 

The worst movie I have ever seen. A total waste of my life. A movie that is so bad that its terribleness can tick a nun off so bad that she dirty sanches the director.
Peter: dude did you see that that nun just dirty sanchesed that guy.

John: yeah the nun just came out of that gay movie, the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. And the guy that just got dirty sanchesed was the director.

The hitchhiker's guide

The hitchhiker's guide was a fictional book within Arthur Douglas's "hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy" series. It is the galaxy's most definitive encyclopaedia (according to ford prefect it is much better than it's nearest competitor the encyclopaedia galactica) it is later replaced by the hitchhiker's guide mark II
"The babel fish is small, yellow and leech like, and probably the oddest thing in the universe" -the hitchhiker's guide

the hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy 

the worlds best book series that has the disadvantage of having a horrible movie assosiated with it
the pangalatic gargle blaster

dryer sheet hitchhiker

A wardrobe malfunction where a person,unknowingly,has a fabric softener dryer sheet peeking out their pants leg.
Did you notice that sexy secretary's dryer sheet hitchhiker?

Sneaky Hitchhiker 

After the act of bare back anal sex with an uncircumcised penis and finding shit under your foreskin.
I fucked Terri in the arse last night raw and when I went to clear my dick I found a sneaky hitchhiker.
Sneaky Hitchhiker by •BIGGIE• December 29, 2020

stinky hitchhiker 

The act of inserting one's thumb into a partner's anus.
Jamal surprised Yolanda, anal virgin, with a stinky hitchhiker.