Hit and Run

When you wait until a girl is watching TV, start jacking off in the bathroom and just before climax run up to her and bust in her face, the run away. Usually the man yells "BAM!" as the act is committed.

I def pulled a hit and run on Sam's sister yesterday. I got it in her hair.

by ConanOBrien November 9, 2008

Hit and Run

When someone comes over to smoke pot with you and then leaves right after, typically giving a stupid excuse as to why, as opposed to staying and chilling.

"man, i think joe just used us to smoke some bud."
"yeah dude, that was a hit and run."

by mangela meep September 11, 2012

hit and run

when your homies come over, smoke all your bud, and then leave

"sorry to hit and run brah but i gotta get home soon"

"i smoked that nigga out and he pulled a hit and run"

by jewstein September 9, 2007

hit and run

When broads smoke your bud and jet immediately.

Damn! that broad just pulled a hit and run.

by dabongrippa June 12, 2006

hit and run

When you jack off and right before climax you stick it in a girls ass, giz, and leave.

I gave that bitch a hit and run.

by fatcat346 June 23, 2003

Hit and Run

Thee act of knocking some bitch to the floor unconscious with any foreign object them inserting your old fruit that you don't want in her pussy and when she wakes up to her surprise rotten shit in her pussy making it smell twice as shitty than it was before

So some bitch throws her drink on me so a committee thee act of hit and run and watch while laughing at her half naked ugly ass

by JoeTHEEAverage November 13, 2011

hit and run

When you see a hot bitch on the streets and follow her until she goes to her house and knock on the door pretending to be a neighbour and ask if you can come in and have sex and run back to your house and never talk to her again,

Peter: hey Gerald look at that piece of ass
Gerald: damn i should hit and run that

by assjuice2337 March 14, 2021