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hipsterpotamus

A hippopotamus living in an urban zoo unsheltered from mainstream culture.

Also a fat hipster.
Zookeeper: A hipsterpotamus and many other species of hipsterpotami tend to sport thick black-framed shades while basking in their warm shit-infested pond.

Orson: Sick.
by Paco43 July 18, 2011
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Hipsterdufus

Someone who is hip in their own mind but a dufus in the view of mainstream society.
Kramer always thought he was trendy and everyone else thought he was weird.
by Mike S. August 13, 2004
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Hipsterism

The belief that the world revolves around you and your elite group of friends.

The followers are known as "Hipsters".
Hipsterism Believer 1: "Who's that kid?"

Hipsterism Believer 2: "No one worth talking about."

Hipsterism Believer 1: "Did you hear that new MGMT song?"
by Anonisamust April 5, 2009
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Hipsterobscura

/ˈhɪp.stɚ‿opˈsku .ra/
Any building/design aesthetics Most Desired By Hipsters and other people who like to seem Savvy and Cutting-Edge. Specifically, any design/aesthetic choice made especially because it's "unique enough" to warrant "bragging rights" that highlight that person's, supposed Uniqueness, but otherwise is impractical or annoying or simply pointless. This especially applies to those who invest a great deal of effort into something so that they can go, "Oh that? Yeah that's just my like, Knowledge about this Obscureish thing that demarcates me as Superior and Cooler than you."
"I would like my home to showcase my wealth of knowledge about my expensive hobby, you know? I want that hipsterobscura look."

"We have a post-contemporary hipsterobscura aesthetic throughout the office, which fits perfectly with our hip alternative tech startup lifestyle."
by Aschedjidoi October 30, 2016
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Hipsterism

A chronic imbalance in Noradrenaline hormones in the endocrine system, which results in mental retardation and lack of intelligence in the brain.

see also: Down Syndrome, Christianity
"I suffered from Hipsterism before anyone else"
by Pagan4L July 10, 2014
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hipsterism

Hipsterism the religious belief in of Xansabar Esposito the third who created the world by spilling his Lotte .
by Hipsterism January 8, 2018
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Hipsterpotamus

A very large hipster in skin tight clothing and a handlebar mustache
"Dude. Check out the skinny jeans on that hipsterpotamus. So incredibly wrong.
by Pageboy May 7, 2014
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