highest wanking officer

Man with vague military pretensions who goes out of his way (usually in a somewhat obnoxious manner) to make sure you know about it. Served, but only with minimum effort possible in order to claim the bragging rights. Probably never got shot at.
"Ooh, He's a military man. Cool, right?"
"Dude, He was a Chef in the TA for a few months. Bit of a highest wanking officer if you ask me."
by roverdose September 28, 2022
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highest wanking officer

Man with vague military pretensions who goes out of his way (usually in a somewhat obnoxious manner) to make sure you know about it. Served, but only with minimum effort possible in order to claim the bragging rights. Probably never got shot at.
"Ooh, He's a military man. Cool, right?"
"Dude, He was a Chef in the TA for a few months. Bit of a highest wanking officer if you ask me."
by roverdose September 28, 2022
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Worlds highest cholesterol

Isaac has a very high cholesterol the fat neek
Worlds highest cholesterol If you have this you like salt like Isaac
by Peppathekilla January 08, 2025
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Cringe on the highest level

Jaro talking about kaizer cyrcle for 20 min instead of 5 min during business meeting
Jaro talking about kaizer cyrcle for 20 min instead of 5 min during business meeting - that's cringe on the highest level
by Warandjaja August 08, 2022
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Highest roller

Noun. Slang. A gambling stoner.
Hey you see him over there? Yeah why? He’s the highest roller here! Wym? He’s doing good on his gambling? Yeah but he’s also stoned out of his mind!
by B-rizzle June 26, 2019
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