by user6 March 19, 2010
Get the High Heeled Hobo mug.A high-heeled groin is when a man gets kicked so hard in his schlong-arena that the high-heeled shoe of his assailant may be left behind. This results in a protruding heel which gives the appearance of having a groin which could work as an additional foot.
"Do you have a high-heeled groin or are you just pleased to see me?"
"I really shouldn't have said she looked fat in that dress, I think I have a high-heeled groin after last night."
"I really shouldn't have said she looked fat in that dress, I think I have a high-heeled groin after last night."
by JellySnake February 10, 2014
Get the high-heeled groin mug.Often a woman, someone who puts their own beauty or wellbeing over others' safety.
Called a 'High heel driver' because it's dangerous to drive with high heels, but women often feel pretty in them.
Called a 'High heel driver' because it's dangerous to drive with high heels, but women often feel pretty in them.
1) I saw a car crash yesterday!
2) Really?
1) Yeah, it was caused by this high heel driver, she was going to a party.
2) What a bitch.
2) Really?
1) Yeah, it was caused by this high heel driver, she was going to a party.
2) What a bitch.
by JariPinda June 9, 2018
Get the High heel driver mug.A condition where the area under the chin, starting at the top of the neck moving towards the chin, comes down at an angle and then bends to horizontal, causing the neck/"under-chin" area to assume the shape of the sole of a high heel shoe.
by He who knows11 September 8, 2019
Get the high heel neck mug.by sheepdog1 August 11, 2017
Get the high heel hangers mug.A man and a women are dating, but they have some issues. The man buys the women a pair of high heels, thinking that it would make her happier, but instead she takes the opportunity to then drag her heels all over him, due to her superiority complex being triggered by a false sense of security. This security is her thinking that if she can create an issue, get something from the man, then proceed to take out her anger out on him for him not "being enough", that she can do whatever she pleases to the man and she will never be questioned for her actions. She then starts to try and direct every move he makes.
Women : "Yknow, these heels just aren't that good... they make me wayyy taller than you, and everybody already knows I wear the pants in the relationship anyways"
Man: you aren't even taller than me without them... and why are you being so disrespectful lately?"
Women: "No you're the disrespectful one for getting me a pair of heels that you know I wouldn't like, even after an argument."
Man: Who put you on this high horse?? Matter of fact, I can't keep allowing you to keep High Heeling on me, just because you think I'll always suck up to you."
Man: you aren't even taller than me without them... and why are you being so disrespectful lately?"
Women: "No you're the disrespectful one for getting me a pair of heels that you know I wouldn't like, even after an argument."
Man: Who put you on this high horse?? Matter of fact, I can't keep allowing you to keep High Heeling on me, just because you think I'll always suck up to you."
by Pseudonyonymous March 10, 2025
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“Right! They’re such concealer high heelers.”
“Right! They’re such concealer high heelers.”
by dykedaddi69 November 8, 2017
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