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Ultimate historian

Ultimate historian is the title for anyone who will be able to achieve the finale goal of all who study history:
ability to predict the future based on knowledge of the past.
finally! I did it! I became the Ultimate historian, now I know how to make my country great again!
by Leo of the Харків April 8, 2023
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historiasymir_

A really cool demigirl lesbian who loves Historia and kins nagito
Me: historiasymir_ is one of my favorite tiktoker

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by theeyelessflower August 3, 2021
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media historian

An expert in the history of mass media.
Erik Barnouw, a media historian and former Columbia University professor, died on July 19th at the age of 93.
by neverendingstory July 8, 2011
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Victorian Grandmother

A person (typically older than 40 or 50) who seems to disapprove of anything modern such as modern music and thing and seems to think they're in the past such as insisting things are done in the old fashioned way and treating "bloody" as a disgusting swear word.
by Jiminator October 20, 2008
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Hectoring

Hectoring is when someone uses a bullying tone to give direction. An aggressive way of telling someone what to do.
Matt: "Mrs Brown was hectoring me so much today about handing in the assignment."
Sam: "Mate, you should just hand it in, save yourself from hearing her go on and on about it."
by TheDefinitionHero April 6, 2015
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victorian goth

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A victorian goth is still a goth but one who dresses in an older style. A victorian goth may be seen wearing a black corset, long black skirt, boots and maybe a shawl or umbrella. Plus jewelly of course. This type of goth is not to be mistaken for a vampire goth, they dont wear fangs but still wear a paler shade of foundation (and no Im not saying that they're not dark skinned). Male victorian goths wear black trousers, maybe waist coat or jacket. Plus top hat (maybe).

A victorian goth can be labeled from their clothing BUT they do have their own mannerisms.
Victorian Goth: Black ruffled skirt, black bustier, grey silk shirt.

Cyber Goth: Torn PVC dress, neon wig.
by Diet Goth June 27, 2006
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Lakers Historian

A basketball fan who is specifically a supporter of the NBA team the Los Angeles Lakers, and wears their jersey at any game outside of Los Angeles of a rival team who are facing the Lakers that night, but do not know any of the current members of the team.

An off-breed of the Sports Asshole (who only shows up to games to boo the home team for fun), Lakers Historians are identified by wearing the jersey of a player who used to play for the franchise but no longer does. (i.e. Kobe Bryant, Magic Johnson, Shaquille O'Neal, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar ) These specific markings (or names and numbers) are a sign that they're fans of what the team used to be in their glory days and don't keep up with who is on the team now while they're terrible. Hence, why they're not identified as a regular "Lakers Fan".

They're also not to be confused as an actual Basketball Historian, who cares about the history of the game as a whole, and not what one team did in three specific time periods.
Fred: Why's that guy wearing a Lakers jersey to a Jazz game?
Craig: Oh, he's just a Lakers Historian. Check it, he's wearing #8.
by Genuine Mind January 12, 2019
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