hedonic

pleasure-seeking person

You are a hedonic whore.

by Monakee March 28, 2008

Heddon's Law

Only people who are uglier then you are attracted to you.

John - "Man, I wish some actually attractive chicks would be interested in me for once."
Tim - "Heddon's Law in action man."

"Mark really likes me, but he is an ugly fuck. Why couldn't he be hot like Jason?"
"Heddon's Law at it's finest."

by Heddon2 December 7, 2011

Headonya

The just got out of bed look. The morning after a heavy night. A form of greeting when you see the people you party with. If you see someone off their face say "Headonya!"

Hey! you've got a bad headonya. Just say " Headonya" when you see friends.

by Dofb July 27, 2010

hedonist

Someone whose main goal in life is pleasure.

Hugh Hefner, duh.

by JS March 14, 2004

Haydon

A Haydon is a one of a kind person. They are tall, dark, and handsome. They come off as a bit of a bad boy, but they're really innocently sweet. They also can make people laugh really easily. Haydons are good with their hands, and are usually very mechanically inclined. Haydons are trustworthy, usually people you can share all your secrets and problems with. Haydons are very loving and affectionate. They usually come across as flirtatious, but are just super nice and caring! Haydons have hearts for people and wants to take away all sufferings. He'll make you fall in love with him in an instant. Don't ever let a Haydon go.

Person 1: oh my gosh! My car needs new breaks.

Person 2: take it to Haydon. He'll fix it!

Girl 1: that Haydon guy is incredible!
Girl 2: I know! He's hot, funny AND sweet. Go for it!

by Lainabelle November 9, 2013

Hedonism Bot

One of the greatest but most underrated characters on Futurama. Known for being completely golden, always lying down, even while walking, almost always munching on grapes, and always rejoicing at anything and everything that brings him entertainment or pleasure.

Some of Hedonism Bot's best quotes are:

I apologize for nothing!

Surgery in an opera? How wonderfully decadent! And just when I was beginning to lose interest... Djambi, the chocolate icing!

Oh, sirrah, how deliciously absurd!

by Gaaraofthedamned November 14, 2011

heydo

hey dude

heydo what are you doing?

by josemorales August 9, 2009