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Hastings, MN

A city of about 22,000 twenty miles outside of St Paul. Full of helicopter moms who think the sun rises and sets out of their children's asses. Also has a substantial number of kids who think they're country because they live a mile ouside of town on a 3 acre lot with a pool, drive some POS 89 Silverado, and sport the Confederate flag. Close enough to the rest of the Twin Cities to have some sprawly growth on the edges of town, yet isolated enough to still be able to support some weird patrimonial hierarchies, socially, economically, etc. City and it's residents seem to reject the idea of assimilation into the Greater Twin Cities area, wanting to keep it's small town feel (which is okay) and it's closed minded ideals (not okay).
A: Me and my family live in Hastings, MN.
B: So you pretty much do whatever Michele Bachmann says then, huh?
A: Obv.
by ChrsJnvch86 June 1, 2011
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Dan Hastings

1) A total loser fetus faced asshole who uses girls for sex.

2) A wannabe marine.
1) Person 1: A Dan Hastings just tried to get in my pants!

Person 2: NO WAY! what an ass!

2) I wish I was a marine.. but I'm just not good enough. :(
by hatesbeinused2009 August 5, 2011
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East Hastings

East Hastings is the poorest neighbourhood in Canada. The streets are overrun with drug addicts (who have no problem with shooting up in the street) and prostitutes. This neighbourhood is not for the faint of heart. It isn't overall that dangerous, there is a hell of a lot worse places then East Hastings. But when there you should keep on your toes and watch your back. The media really exagerates how bad it is there. It is also the oldest neighbourhood in Vancouver, if junkies, pandhandlers, and prostitutes don't frighten or anger you then East Hastings is the place to be.
Mike: Want to go to East Hastings?
Bill: No way, I don't feel like getting shot.
Mike: Don't be closeminded, only way you will get shot there is if you fuck with the wrong people.
by Jennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn December 22, 2007
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hexting

Leaving text messages hoping something bad happens to someone, like a hex or a curse.
Mike's ex girl has been hexting him for weeks hoping he'll get some sort of incurable tumor. I'm guessing she hasn't gotten over finding him in bed with her mother.
by Dr. Claw January 24, 2009
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Hesin

Heady resin. To smoke marijuana keef sprinkled on marijuana resin.
I just ran out of weed! Looks like it's time to smoke some hesin.
by The Medic October 16, 2008
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Online Hosting Network

A network connection to a gaming server characterized by drag that may interfere with gaming performance.
People claim that the drag from the Online Hosting Network is noticeable enough to interfere with game play, but I do not agree. I can't tell the difference between playing on an OHN and a LHN.
by Jack K. White July 27, 2010
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Hestia

Hestia (Vesta), sister of Zeus.
Hestia is the virgin Greek goddess of the hearth and home.
by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010
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