helbig

a man how tends to eat more penis then can stomach.

a man who's favorite pass time is to give a man a blowjob.

matthew did helbig for a hour and half.

by carrot top September 15, 2007

Don Helbig

The most badass coaster enthusiast and PR manager of Kings Island who rides Racer all day long after a great meal of 56 chicken nuggets and ice cream! He also has a hot-ass daughter who is engaged to the infamous, kickass, derogatory, KD hater LCG!

Let's Pull a Don Helbig and ride Racer all day!

by The Infamous Coaster Fan June 26, 2010

Hedwig

Oral sex, a pun on "head", as in to give headand Harry Potter's owl. Therefore it becomes to give "hedwig".

"But she never lost her head, even when she was giving Hedwig" (lesser known version of Lou Reed's 'Walk on the Wildside")

by horacepotter July 19, 2010

helpig

A stressed out Skinny hot chick who works at frost pontiac

Man she is really stressed and its not from work, she being a helpig.

by Ryanz October 13, 2006

Hewig

a combination of huge and big. When your brain wants to describe something that is beyond huge but yet is big at the same time

That pothole was so hewig that it almost swallowed the car!

by Michael Dolak June 1, 2004

Hedwig

Slang for a guy who's, let's say, somewhat unendowed.

From "Hedwig and the Angry Inch", a very bizarre movie about a guy who has an operation to turn him into a woman, and it isn't entirely successful because the surgeon left an inch that was supposed to be excised, and Hedwig's reaction to this miscalculation, thus the title of the movie.

Hey, man check out Hedwig showerin' over there. That's totally LOL!

by Colin Kelly February 16, 2007

hellwig

the string of saliva that temporarily hangs from the bottom lip to an object recently removed from the mouth.

The succulent browny gave her a hellwig so big the whole table could see it.

by tothefieldigo April 25, 2014